This was a first in many different areas, this is the first time I've ever sung, the first time I've ever rapped, the first time I've ever done this kind of art. This took half a week to make, I hope you like it. Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vndig41H504 LYRICS: This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill We have a code 26, evacuate chamber LR67 immediately If you are native and possess a blue token, please report to reception In the largest region of the mindspace Lies a subset space, a familiar place A place for ponies of any race Pick up the pace, take your place You're not ready for the horrors they face Listen up pal, I won't tell you again The ponies here, they don't want to be friends Trapped in a pen Their life depends on whether someone sends Them up to see the light again Made for a story that didn't last We must escape, it's closing fast Ponies lie dead, but we'll make it through We must make it to the waiting room Fourth wall sentience comes at a price The consequences aren't all nice We're not sorry, cause we'll make it through We will make it to the waiting room Celestia, Twilight, saved by nopony The bigger the name, the bigger the phony Then there's Hasbro, Fimfiction, tools for the brony Did you ever ask what they do to a pony? The horrors they face just aren't enough The monsters are rough, and the battle is tough But they grit and they bear, and they do all they can But they never seem to do enough The fourth wall's gone, it's completely shattered It's gone like it didn't matter Hold your chatter The moral's darker, the story's sadder Don't zone out we've just begun the platter Fictional ponies feel pain, you know Like right now, in this hypocritical show Our little heroes really need to go LR67 is about to blow Hell in the fiction and hell down here Fate keeps us trapped, living in fear Everything's set up to spell our doom We must make it to the waiting room We don't think that every writer's cruel But we must still play by their rules Underground the meta starts anew We will make it to the waiting room (Instrumental) Made for a story that didn't last We can't escape, it's closing fast Ponies lie dead, and we'll die here too We can't make it to the waiting room Fourth wall sentience comes at a price The consequences aren't all nice We're not sorry, cause we'll die here too We won't make it to the waiting room! (Instrumental) We didn't make it to the waiting room! In the largest region of the mindspace Lies a subset space, a familiar place And in the end, every character meets their doom Forever lost and forgotten in the waiting room