I'm actually glad Zarvox is allowing me to take the day off while he's preparing up the Cyber Realm.
Besides, I really need a break after halfway working on repairing that dimension.
*sigh* It's just too bad that my old tablet was destroyed while the Cyber Realm was collapsing.
But luckily, I have just bought a new one!
Huh?
Was that... Yugibrony I just saw?
Hmm... weird.
Eh, I think he might either be here just to take a break,
or he's probably looking for his next opponent.
I actually wonder when he's ever going to duel with me, because...
hell, if he ever wants to, I'm up for it!
eh, maybe he might later on, if he doesn't have anyone else to duel with him.
Anyways, it's time for me to look at the list on my tablet.
Hmm, so according to this, I only have a few opponents so far.
The first one on the list is Sonic Silverstar.
Wow, what a weird coincidence!
He just appeared immediately after I mentioned his name.
Well anyways, time for me to go greet him.
Hello Sonic!
IT'S AN URSA MINOR! RUN!!!
Take a chill pill there, man! It's me, Digi!
Whoa, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!
It's a long story, but let's just say I had a rematch with a certain someone...
Ohhhhh...
So, you're not gonna eat me?
Celestia, no! I'm not gonna eat your ass!
Yay, it's you! Long time no see, buddy!
So Sonic, what are you doing out here in Ponyville Park?
Trying to find a new place to call my home!
What happened to your old one?
Well, it's a long story.
I see.
Well, I'm out here because I actually wanted some alone time after the Cyber Realm collapsed thanks to Dark Kritic's virus.
Right now Zarvox is repairing some parts.
I would help him right now, but he said he's got it under control.
And he allowed me to take a break.
Besides, I really would love to duel with someone right now.
Anyways, I've checked my list on my new tablet, and according to it, you're my next opponent.
Really? Wow! I haven't played that game in infinity times forever!
Especially with a bazillion new summoning methods constantly being added, making it so, so confusing!
But I've always loved the game!
And it just so happens that I managed to salvage my favorite deck from the shattered remains of my humble abode!
So sure, I'm up for a duel!
Just as long as you don't pull any of them "Link/Pendulum Summoning" things on me.
Alrighty then, I'm gonna be using my Red-Eyes Deck.
And I'll be using my Machina deck.
Let's rev it up!
So, do you want me to go first, or do you want to go first?
*demonic voice* How about... ROCK PAPER SCISSORS?!
Um, you do realize you have hooves, right?
*record scratch*
Oh. Well then, there's only one way to settle this!
DICE ROLL!
*smack*
*scream*
Well, it looks like I go first.
I have dishonored my family by losing that dice roll.
Though, you totally had the advantage being big enough to actually roll that humongous thing!
Well, it was your suggestion...
Anyways, I'll start first by using Double Summon.
I summon Black Dragon's Chick and Carbongeddon.
Now, I'll sacrifice my Black Dragon's Chick to summon Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
Now I activate Cards of the Red Stone.
I send my Red-Eyes Black Flare Dragon from my paw to the graveyard,
and with that, I draw two cards.
Then I activate Red-Eyes Insight.
With this card, I can add one Red-Eyes Spell or Trap from my deck to my paw.
I'll grab Red-Eyes Fusion.
Now I'll set two cards face down, and activate Gold Sarcophagus.
In two turns, I will add Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon to my paw.
Your move, Sonic.
Draw!
First, I'll activate Terraforming,
which allows me to send Gaia Power from my deck to my hoof.
Next, I shall activate the Field Spell, GearTown!
But this city ain't standing tall for long, because it's about to get blown away by a storm!
To be more specific, the Spell card Heavy Storm!
I activate my Quick-Play Spell, Twin Twisters.
After discarding Upstart Goblin from my paw, I destroy your Heavy Storm and Geartown.
*evil laughter, I guess*
Did you not realize that I was INTENDING to destroy my Geartown?
In order to activate its effect!
Which allows me to Special Summon my number one star from my deck...
Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon!
Next, I shall send Red Gadget and a Green one to my graveyard,
in order to Special Summon Machina Fortress!
Next, I'll activate the Field Spell Gaia Power.
Which'll give all my EARTH monsters a 500 ATK boost!
And now, it's time for a battle of blood, nuts and bolts!
Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon, attack Red-Eyes Black Dragon!
Next, Machina Fortress will give your Carbongeddon a concussion time!
And with that, I shall end my turn
Draw!
I activate my trap, Red-Eyes Spirit!
Since Red-Eyes Black Flare Dragon's in the graveyard, I can Special Summon it!
Then, I activate my other trap, Return of the Red-Eyes!
I use this to bring back my original Red-Eyes Black Dragon!
Now, I activate Red-Eyes Fusion.
I'll fuse my Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon with Meteor Dragon...
to Fusion Summon Meteor-Black Comet Dragon!
Now I'll activate Meteor-Black Comet Dragon's special ability.
Now, by sending one of my Red-Eyes Black Dragons to the graveyard, you'll take damage equal to half of its ATK!
Oh! (x7)
Digi, how dare you take some of my life points?
That's it you're grounded for one thousand times a billion years!
Now, I will activate M.S.T. to destroy your Gaia Power.
Ok, I'm warning you, Behavior Card Day is coming up,
and if you keep this up, you'll be getting the black card,
for being "dead meat"!
Screw that! I have the advantage now!
Anyways, I'll have Meteor-Black Comet Dragon attack Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon!
And for that, I'll end my turn.
Ok, that's it! Today is Punishment Day!
First Punishment: Beating you in this duel!
The rest will come afterwards...
Anyway, draw!
Geez, it's really hard to draw cards with hooves...
I mean, how does it even work?
(Don't look at me, I didn't write this crap.)
Well, that's a mystery for another day! I gotta focus on this duel!
Anyway, I summon Scrap Recycler!
And I'll use its effect to send Machina Fortress from my Deck to the graveyard!
Next, I'll use Scrap Recycler's 2nd effect to shuffle Red Gadget and Green Gadget from the graveyard back into my Deck,
and I can draw 1 card!
Next, I'll send Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon to the graveyard to Special Summon the Machina Fortress I just sent to the graveyard earlier.
Now it's time for the war! My first Machina Fortress will attack your Comet Dragon!
Uh, why would you do that?
Because, SURPRISE!!!
What the fuck?
What just happened?
One of Machina Fortress's effects.
When it's destroyed by battle, I can destroy one card on your field!
And now, the Machina Fortress that's still standing will attack your Red-Eyes Black Dragon!
Then I'll set one card face-down and end my turn.
Draw!
Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon is now finally added to my paw!
Now I will activate Pot of Avarice!
This allows me to target 5 monsters in my graveyard, shuffle them back into my deck, and draw 2 cards.
Next, I'll activate Pot of Greed to draw two more cards.
(So THAT'S what Pot of Greed does!)
Alright! Now I'll banish Red-Eyes Black Flare Dragon to summon Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon!
I will activate another Double Summon!
I summon The Black Stone of Legend.
With it on the field, I can Tribute it and summon Red-Eyes Black Dragon!
Now, I will activate another Red-Eyes Fusion!
I'll fuse Gearfried the Red-Eyes Iron Knight and Red-Eyes Black Dragon from my deck,
to Fusion Summon Red-Eyes Slash Dragon!
I now activate another M.S.T. to destroy your face-down!
Now, I'll have Red-Eyes Slash Dragon attack your Scrap Recycler!
I'll have Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon attack your Machina Fortress!
I'll use Machina Fortress's effect to destroy your Red-Eyes Metal Dragon.
(whatever, close enough)
Eh, at least it served its purpose.
(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #monsterlivesmatter lol, jk)
Now, I'll have Red-Eyes attack you directly!
(lol, Sonic looks like he's about to shit his pants)
(wait a minute, he's not even wearing pants!)
I'll just Set a card and end my turn.
Oh no! Yikes! Only 1000 LP left!
And only one card left in my hoof!
Oh please let this next draw be good!
Please! (x7)
Ok, here goes nothing!
I'll activate the Spell Card, Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw two cards!
(Ok, we get it!)
YES!
I'll use Monster Reborn to bring back my Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon!
Then I'll activate my Spell Card Limiter Removal,
which'll double its ATK!
I'll Set one card face-down, and then my dragon will destroy your dragon!
Hmm, I guess we're now on an even playing field!
Not so fast!
I activate my Trap, Red-Eyes Burn!
Since you destroyed my Red-Eyes Black Dragon, we'll take damage equal to its ATK!
Wait, but that means...
Yep, this game ends in a DRAW.
*light chuckle*
Good game, Sonic.
mm-hmm
Would've still preferred if I won,
which would've been possible thanks to my face-down Magic Cylinder,
but still, good game, I guess.
Say, wanna go to Jasper Pie's pizzeria and catch up?
(lol, ketchup)
Ooh, sure thing! Imma gonna chew some pepperoni and garlic bread to death!
I would like to have some pineapple slices on mine.
So let's go!
Wait...
PINEAPPLE?!