First time rapping, I suck, here's the result.

LYRICS :


I walk a fine line
still trying' out to figure some way to make these words rhyme,
I suck at rapping, but wasn't that obvious ?
after it really ain't what got me so freakin' famous.

Oh wait a second i'm not famous anyway,
My skills are so lame they made Sickness turn gay,
Wait wasn't he already that way ?
I should fetch Obelion, turn it into a three way.

Midwives drop in' tracks so fat they smell doom,
Groping your eardrums, like I did it to your mother's womb,
My private parts are huge and the  next line won't rhyme,
holy shit I have to to find the right word in time,

So man up kiddos, papa Dawn is in da house,
I'm gonna show you all just how much i'm a BAWS,




Kick kick snare kick kick kick snare getting the bounce on,
Like a round plot, the kind that y'all would like to pounce on.

Grippin' the mic tight in my right hand,
Flow so flaccid it's just like a rubber band,
But wait ! Be careful, it can always snap back,
You wouldn't wanna feel it so cut me some slack,

Say for prayers listener, i'm comin' to get you,
You thought I wouldn't do it but now it's SNAFU,
Sick thought it'd be fun to see me rap in shame,
But I turns out i'm a beast that no one can tame

Indestructible, Uncontainable,
So huge and for you so untouchable,
My rhymes are poison to the mind,
So much power that you gonna end up cryin'

Turns out I was right, you're already tearin' up,
Honestly kid, just pick yourself up,
I know it hurts but hey i'll let you live,
still sad ? here's a token of all the fucks that I give

So yeah honestly, this turned out pretty good,
If you don't agree, suck it up and read the mood,
It's my first time rapping think back a little bit,
You think your first try was already a hit ?

Oh by the way here's a piece of news,
The Midwives next song is gonna be better than booze,
Y'all should check us out cause we're really freakin' great,
Thanks for your time I leave this rap in the hands of fate.