[ cheerful music playing ]
[ fart sounds ]
[ big fart sound ]
hey how you doing?
nothing much.
so are you excited that pokemon sword and shield is coming out this november?
yes, i guess.
im also excited too, i bet all the players are going to choose me as their starter pokemon.
you wish, they are going to choose me as their starter pokemon.
no they are going to choose me!
no me!
ME!
nope, they are going to choose me.
Both: NOOO!
[ sad meme violin playing ]
bitch! please.