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[ cheerful music playing ]

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[ fart sounds ]

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[ big fart sound ]

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hey how you doing?

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nothing much.

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so are you excited that pokemon sword and shield is coming out this november?

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yes, i guess.

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im also excited too, i bet all the players are going to choose me as their starter pokemon.

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you wish, they are going to choose me as their starter pokemon.

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no they are going to choose me!

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no me!

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ME!

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ME!

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ME!

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ME!

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nope, they are going to choose me.

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Both:  NOOO!

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[ sad meme violin playing ]

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bitch! please.