I'm really liking these one-off episodes.



Before some of you jump the gun, I know that there isn't any real correlation to Trenderhoofs applause and the sexual term "clopping." My mind made the connection and I went with it.


For the longest time I considered Tiarawhy my animation rival. However, he/she has pretty much surpassed me to the point that I don't think I can catch up. As a result I'm kinda latching onto JakeWhyman as a pseudo-rival in the hopes to improve myself in video editing and comedy. So far so good, right?

...

Right?



Oh! I have a fun little story for some of you guys who enjoy descriptions and such.

I was called into work on my day off and the place was a wreck due to my coworkers going in so early (and being lazy on the final stretch) to make king cakes. Once I finished cleaning the shop I started driving home. It's night, wet and cold on a semi-busy street. One overzealous cunt damn near caused an accident that would have surely sent me to the hospital! There are 5 lanes on this street (2 travel lanes on each side and a turning lane in the middle). This unbelievable bitch was in the left oncoming travel lane and felt the need to turn left despite not being in the turning lane. There was someone in left turning lane on my side blocking my view of this bitch and vice versa. The light was green with no turning arrows lit when she made her turn and I nearly slammed into her. The only way I was able to avoid a bad accident was to swerve hard into oncoming traffic (thankfully empty). This cumdumpster, instead of stopping when she saw me, floored it and nearly assured our injuries.


Needless to say, I was super pissed off at her.


Squealing brakes and revving engines for a split second and it was over. I was so pissed I made a quick (legal) u-turn and followed her home. She pulled up her driveway and got out. I parked on the street, got out and screamed:

"WHAT THE EVER-LIVING FUCK?!!!"


She knew she was in the wrong, she tried to apologize. I'm usually a sucker for 20-something girls who admit their wrong-doing but this harpy was getting no mercy from me. I went on a tirade of yelling and insults and would have still been there to this day had her (I assume) father not come out and start yelling at me. Dude was likely a veteran, which figures since most of my auto accidents involve some privileged army brat. I yelled at him about what happened, screamed one last "fuck you" to the bitch, and went home.

I'm a pretty passive guy. I believe in "no harm, no foul." But that kind of recklessness is unacceptable to me. The only other time I was ever pissed enough to follow someone, was when some black chick cut me off so sharply that my engine stalled when I slammed my brakes. What pissed me off was that my sister and 2 month-old nephew were in the car with me.

Drive safely kids, or crazy guys will follow you home.