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[WARK]

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NNNNGGGG HAVE SEX! DAMMIT!

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Uuuh...

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Um... What are you doing?

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I'm raising Chocobos, what's it look like?

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Looks depraved.

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Don't you think we should go fight Sephiroth?
I hear he's up to that evil stuff.

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First: screw you.

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Second: it's not!

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I'm attempting to raise the mythical Super
Golden Chocobo through controlled breeding.

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By exploiting family lines I'll breed the
offspring together, then harness the power

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of the resulting colored Chocobo.

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That being the ability to cross any land.

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Once I get it I'll be able to collect the
last materia summon...

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So You're getting freak Chocobos through INBREEDING!?

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Well, I would be if...

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THEY'D JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY!

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Um...

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[Frisky Chocobo noises]

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Woo-hoo!

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Ugh...

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So what do you do with the ones that don't
work?

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Just release 'em out back...