En guarde, DJ Dojojobolokomodofro! I prefer the silly side of April 1st to the pranks, so let's skip straight to the dumb fun!

This is a story I entered for a Bad Fanfic Reading event with a local group. Some people made theirs hard to read through tons of spelling/grammar errors, but I had a different style in mind...

Intro music courtesy of Free Stock Music.
Story background music courtesy of Partners in Rhyme: http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/