The men of the Epic Battle Club of Virginia Tech are joined for a battle by a group of youngsters. Aren't they the most adorable little warriors you ever saw?

The rules are simple: If you are struck in a limb, you lose that limb. If you are struck in the torso, you are dead. Twice in the same limb is like the limb isn't there, so counts as a torso shot. Head shots and nutshots do not count and are grounds to take a quick breather. Two respawns per player and last team standing wins.
Since we were fighting little people, the guys made sure to be more careful.