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Cheerilee is super cool,
But he spends all of his time at school.

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The perfect mare for him we all must find
One to really make him lose his mind!

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But...
She's way too nice (Fluttershy)

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There's too much wub (DJ pon-3)
She tends to get drunk out at the pub (Berry

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Punch)

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A-J's too busy (Applejack)
She always takes flight (Rainbow Dash)

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Well nothing's wrong with this one, she seems
alright! (Twilight Sparkle)

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Her Colt-friend sure thinks so... (w/ Flash
Sentry)

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How 'bout this one?
She's much too flashy (Rarity)

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She might do,
if she weren't so splashy (Pinkie Pie)

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Too bright (celestia)
Too dark (luna)

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Too mean (chrysalis)
Too puffin (fluffle puff)

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Too strangely obsessed with tubs of muffins
(derpy)

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I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken

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I really fear that at this rate, he'll never
find the perfect mate

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Don't wanna quit and give up hope...
Doing anything special for H&H day?

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Oh please oh please oh please say

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Nope!

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We did it boys, we found the one
Who will make our teacher miss and mister

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Wait a minute, lemme git this straight...
are you talkin' about mah sister?