Cheerilee is super cool, But he spends all of his time at school.
The perfect mare for him we all must find One to really make him lose his mind!
But... She's way too nice (Fluttershy)
There's too much wub (DJ pon-3) She tends to get drunk out at the pub (Berry
Punch)
A-J's too busy (Applejack) She always takes flight (Rainbow Dash)
Well nothing's wrong with this one, she seems alright! (Twilight Sparkle)
Her Colt-friend sure thinks so... (w/ Flash Sentry)
How 'bout this one? She's much too flashy (Rarity)
She might do, if she weren't so splashy (Pinkie Pie)
Too bright (celestia) Too dark (luna)
Too mean (chrysalis) Too puffin (fluffle puff)
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of muffins (derpy)
I don't think that we're mistaken It seems all the good ones are taken
I really fear that at this rate, he'll never find the perfect mate
Don't wanna quit and give up hope... Doing anything special for H&H day?
Oh please oh please oh please say
Nope!
We did it boys, we found the one Who will make our teacher miss and mister
Wait a minute, lemme git this straight... are you talkin' about mah sister?