Download:
https://soundcloud.com/ghelded-kultz/holiday-in-equestria

Lyrics:

So you been in the tubes
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
On 4chan's
Fur Gorn all that rage
Things to break your Firewall

On the internet
You've become a vet
And made your intellect grow
So you think you know
How idealism's old
And and cynicism's gold

It's time to taste what you most fear
Manliness won''t help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Equestria
It's girly, yes, but cool
It's a holiday in Equestria
Where niceties are the rule

You're an ugly faced troll
Your life is one lol.
You want everyone to act like you
Forever alone
By your comp you moan
Cuz no one wants to be with you.

You'll be happier
With the sun in your face
And a Ponyville greeting
Playing around
Till you go
Then a Pinkie Pie surprise for you.

Now you can go where the ponies have fun
Now you can go where they have no glum
What you need, my son.

Is a holiday in Equestria
Where rainbows fill the sky
A holiday in Equestria
Where you'll never need cry

Friendship, Friendship, Friendship, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Equestria
Happiness will unfold
A holiday in Equestria
Where cynicism is gold