We wrote this song for Toast Beard S3E5, for once this song is neither a parody nor an unfitting theme, it's just an experimental song with my crappy vocals and excess feedback. Download: https://soundcloud.com/ghelded-kultz/mad-pony-disease Lyrics: Years ago I Ran a show but All good things are Not stable my Life ruined by Miss Sparkle oh Rock farming Defines me now Legend tells of Artifacts that Will help me re- Store myself, oh Alicorn an Amulet gives Me enough To bring back my life On a dark street In a dark shot I have enough Bits to buy it All I want is my life Magic can bring it back Wearing this amulet I will reach this one task I will once again be The Great and Powerful Trixie I am Trixie The wandering showpony Watch me put on the amulet Ponyville I Hate that place for It was there my Honor died. Hu- Miliate the Townsfolk there. And My loss will Be avenged Miss Sparkle wants Me to stop. I'll Due her, use My weak spells. She Will not know what Hit her when I Use some age Magic on those colts She lost the bet She lost her home I am in charge Let it be known All I want is revenge Magic can bring it here Wearing this amulet I will reach this one task Now I am once again The Great and Powerful Trixie. I am Trixie The queen of Ponyville The Great and Powerful Trixie Need more banners in her image The Great and Powerful Trixie Does not trust wheels Pull more you fools Ponyville is small Why should I settle for less than Equestria Twilight thinks she Can beat me with Her new toy an Amulet. I Know she's wrong so I'll let her Try to beat Me Gender Bend. Im- Possible. How Could she be strong- Ger than me. That Amulet will Soon be mine Now the world Is my domain Do not take that Dumb pegasus Agony will... that did not work? All I want is to rule The whole world. What went wrong With the new amulet How could I be so fooled Now I am nothing more. The Great and Powerful Trixie is very gone. Here to stay's a new one The great and apologetic Trixie is sorry for the Mischief she caused. She only wants To Be known as the humblest.