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yeet

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Tom. Have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

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- 17 again?
- Yeah

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Pretty sure it fell into the hole.

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What hole? OH MY GOD!!

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*Dramatic*

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What is that?!

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It's a hole

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uh yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?

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Well I woke up this morning..

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*slurp*

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Then there was a hole.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Well, I put a rug over it...

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*Drama*

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Yeah fell in the hole.

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Should we call the police or something?

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Oh, yeah. I called the police. Yeah

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Well, where are they?

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They're in the hole..

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*oh no they're dead*

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Where is your girlfriend?

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Tom. Where is your girlfriend?!

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She's at work.

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Oh.

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Where does she work?

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In the hOle

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*hope it pays well*

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GOD!

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How deep even is this thing?!

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That was my favorite mug...

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*dog falling*

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Now it's in the hole...

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*yikes*

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Tom..

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do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it can be..

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an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or...

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Tom?

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Tom?!

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TOOOOMMM!!?!?

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Hey, what's up, I got a snack.

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*crunch*

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Tom, Would you please take this seriously!

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*Monster growling*

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*screams in fear*

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*loads pistol*

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*Gunshots*

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What was that?!?!

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Hole person.

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Where did it come from?!

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Right. The hole, yeah...

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Dude, why are you being so calm about this?

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I'm worried about the space octopus.

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What space octopus?

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That one.

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Oh! Here it is!

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*drama*

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Oh shit

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*original by tomska if you didn't see*