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Holy cow!

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Your penis is gigantic! GIGANTIC!

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Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area!

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Your penis is bigger than a small elephant!

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It's bigger than like....

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a tree!

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A big ol' tree!

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Lots of branches on your penis.

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You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above!

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You're truly blessed! Congrats!