LYRICS BELOW!
(Please ignore the horrid singing)

fluttershy: At the gala, with the doctor, he gives me a pedo stare.
To the side, raise my hoof in the air
I ignore, everyone else, cuz this squirel is frekaing awesome
His name is Alfred thomas, why is there a kangaroo?

Apple: At the gala, I fade out, oh my gosh look theres derpy!
I'll just casually ignore the pony on my left
And I just stole all this money, cuz I'm a bloody ninja

Rarity: At the gala, look to the right
I SLAM THE DOOR OPEN!!!!!
I make his moncale fall to the ground!
Narrow my eyes, theres that faggot.
He approaches me quickly.
I raise my hoof in the air, sometimes, now camera zoom out!

Rainbow dash: I look up to the stars, now I'm flying with my idols
We zoom around the sky at night, making a pretty rainbow light.
I electricute them, now reverse diamond rain.
I am just too awesome, and these guys better agree!
Pinkie pie: I jump out of nowhere, theres a moving trampoline!
I faceplant because the trampoline has stopped moving.
Now I jump up and down in the raining confetti.
Looks boring! Dancing clones, good idea for a future episode!!!

Twilight sparkle: At the gala, I smile creepily, I hope she's doing the same!
I want to be together in a ball-room, with her alone.
Look at the way her hair flows, it's really turning me on!

Twilight: Into the gala
Fluttershy: Piss off Twilight
Applejack: Rob the princess!
Rarity: KIll that jerk!
Rainbow: I'm just awesome!

Fluttershy:  To fly
Applejack: To rob!
Rarity: To kill!
Rainbow: jUst swag
Pinkie pie: forth wall!
Twilight: To mate!