WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.372 --> 00:00:08.337 Translated by Ami. 00:00:09.653 --> 00:00:11.744 Ho Ho Ho! Little liar, rag. 00:00:11.744 --> 00:00:14.009 I am reading your letter right now, in which you say that you want 00:00:14.009 --> 00:00:16.753 a PS4, a new bike, a computer, 00:00:16.753 --> 00:00:19.246 a full piggybank, a Jedi sword, a bazooka. 00:00:19.246 --> 00:00:21.486 At the end you highlighted that "you were good, and you deserve it all", 00:00:21.486 --> 00:00:22.626 but Santa knows better. 00:00:22.626 --> 00:00:24.158 This year you'll receive a cane. 00:00:24.158 --> 00:00:26.501 You don't take out the trash nor do your homework. 00:00:26.501 --> 00:00:28.595 I am watching all of you bad children. 00:00:28.595 --> 00:00:31.026 In the land of eternal snow, beneath the ground, in my room 00:00:31.026 --> 00:00:33.407 I have cameras, they're installed very well. 00:00:33.407 --> 00:00:36.008 You can't hide anything from me 'cause I see everything. 00:00:36.008 --> 00:00:38.366 I spend extra time looking at you, you bad girl 00:00:38.366 --> 00:00:40.631 and I will keep my eyes on you until you change. 00:00:40.631 --> 00:00:42.919 You know, I don't mind. Go ahead and do what you want. 00:00:42.919 --> 00:00:45.544 Unless you want to receive a normal present. 00:00:45.544 --> 00:00:48.015 Not another stiff cane, which you'll grab with your hands. 00:00:48.015 --> 00:00:50.240 One, two, one, two, three, *ding, ding, ding*. 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:51.373 Is it a bird? A plane? 00:00:51.373 --> 00:00:52.506 No! It's neither of those. 00:00:52.506 --> 00:00:55.032 I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. 00:00:55.032 --> 00:00:57.789 I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts. 00:00:57.789 --> 00:00:59.705 One, two, one, two, three, *ding, ding, ding*. 00:00:59.705 --> 00:01:01.022 Is it a bird? A plane? 00:01:01.022 --> 00:01:02.108 No! It's neither of those. 00:01:02.108 --> 00:01:04.570 I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. 00:01:04.570 --> 00:01:07.179 I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts. 00:01:07.179 --> 00:01:08.183 I have my own business, 00:01:08.183 --> 00:01:09.418 millions of tiny runts. 00:01:09.418 --> 00:01:11.791 They do the dirty job, while I do the paper work. 00:01:11.791 --> 00:01:13.042 I give out the cargo, 00:01:13.042 --> 00:01:14.258 it's like a trip, 00:01:14.258 --> 00:01:16.893 you can compare it with an aerial bombardment. 00:01:16.893 --> 00:01:18.515 One day of work per year, 00:01:18.515 --> 00:01:19.296 what about the rest? 00:01:19.296 --> 00:01:21.367 All I want is: beer, some party. 00:01:21.367 --> 00:01:23.714 I'm fulfilling my dreams but more are coming. 00:01:23.714 --> 00:01:26.208 They're not necessarily mine, it's like a wheel. 00:01:26.208 --> 00:01:28.559 I put on my red suit, I get in car. 00:01:28.559 --> 00:01:30.848 Rudolph the red nosed reindeer drank too much vodka again. 00:01:30.848 --> 00:01:32.480 Poor lad fell into a winter slumber, 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:33.446 I can't help it. 00:01:33.446 --> 00:01:35.885 We all have our own ways to remain warm. 00:01:35.885 --> 00:01:37.102 Hey brother, get up, 00:01:37.102 --> 00:01:38.278 I'm not leaving without you. 00:01:38.278 --> 00:01:40.820 Not because I like you, it's because someone has to pull the sleigh. 00:01:40.821 --> 00:01:42.870 A little effort won't kill you. 00:01:42.870 --> 00:01:45.659 We need to deliver the presents, because Christmas doesn't exist without them. 00:01:45.659 --> 00:01:47.690 One, two, one, two, three *ding, ding, ding*. 00:01:47.691 --> 00:01:49.066 Is it a bird? A plane? 00:01:49.066 --> 00:01:50.170 No! It's neither of those. 00:01:50.171 --> 00:01:52.560 I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. 00:01:52.564 --> 00:01:55.260 I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts. 00:01:55.260 --> 00:01:57.360 One, two, one, two, three *ding, ding, ding*. 00:01:57.361 --> 00:01:58.570 Is it a bird? A plane? 00:01:58.571 --> 00:01:59.607 No! It's neither of those. 00:01:59.607 --> 00:02:02.200 I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. 00:02:02.205 --> 00:02:04.580 I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts. 00:02:04.580 --> 00:02:05.000 Yea!