Translated by Ami.
Ho Ho Ho! Little liar, rag.
I am reading your letter right now, in which you say that you want
a PS4, a new bike, a computer,
a full piggybank, a Jedi sword, a bazooka.
At the end you highlighted that "you were good, and you deserve it all",
but Santa knows better.
This year you'll receive a cane.
You don't take out the trash nor do your homework.
I am watching all of you bad children.
In the land of eternal snow, beneath the ground, in my room
I have cameras, they're installed very well.
You can't hide anything from me 'cause I see everything.
I spend extra time looking at you, you bad girl
and I will keep my eyes on you until you change.
You know, I don't mind. Go ahead and do what you want.
Unless you want to receive a normal present.
Not another stiff cane, which you'll grab with your hands.
One, two, one, two, three, *ding, ding, ding*.
Is it a bird? A plane?
No! It's neither of those.
I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts.
One, two, one, two, three, *ding, ding, ding*.
Is it a bird? A plane?
No! It's neither of those.
I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts.
I have my own business,
millions of tiny runts.
They do the dirty job, while I do the paper work.
I give out the cargo,
it's like a trip,
you can compare it with an aerial bombardment.
One day of work per year,
what about the rest?
All I want is: beer, some party.
I'm fulfilling my dreams but more are coming.
They're not necessarily mine, it's like a wheel.
I put on my red suit, I get in car.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer drank too much vodka again.
Poor lad fell into a winter slumber,
I can't help it.
We all have our own ways to remain warm.
Hey brother, get up,
I'm not leaving without you.
Not because I like you, it's because someone has to pull the sleigh.
A little effort won't kill you.
We need to deliver the presents, because Christmas doesn't exist without them.
One, two, one, two, three *ding, ding, ding*.
Is it a bird? A plane?
No! It's neither of those.
I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts.
One, two, one, two, three *ding, ding, ding*.
Is it a bird? A plane?
No! It's neither of those.
I slide across the sky like Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
I have my sleigh, the reindeer, the gifts.
Yea!