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Well I'm going, good night.
'night

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Good night
*animal sound*

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Wassup

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Yo, how's it been since last time?

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Pretty good, you?

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Yeah I don't know, some bullshit.

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Tell me.

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You sure? It's a bit complicated

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and it's been a long time so I'd have to tell you a lot of things.

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Don't be silly, I'm here for that too.
I'll tell you about me afterwards to

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compensate.

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Ok ok...So.

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I must start from the beginning

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because it's a bit of a mess.

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Two or three years ago I was contacted by a branch of royalty to "Make

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videos to entertain the kingdom."

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Apparently the general mood of the inhabitants was

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at its lowest in centuries.

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They had seen my amateur videos of the time

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where I talked about some stuff that I liked and they'd said that I would surely

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be a good pick to start this channel wich would be put forward to the greatest number.

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A video studio would be custom built for my needs, south of the kingdom for calm,

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the charges taken care of by royalty, and I had total freedom on the content.

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I immediately agreed.
After the construction, only me and my few savings were left

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but the promised audience would no doubt provide me

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with the income to live quietly.

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Yeah, I think you already told me,

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even though I couldn't remember the details.

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Oh sorry.

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So you until when do you know the story?

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I think it was a little before you disappeared for several months,

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you must tell me moreover.

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I see haha, so you know that it had

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way more success than expected.
Especially with the theme I chose for the videos.

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I admit that talking about the most important reality show of the continent (an : MLP) was rather well played.

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Yeah haha, especially since there was a lot of stuff to say and analyze.

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Well, considering the budget and the means put in place, you were right to benefit from its success.

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We agree on that.

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Anyway, big success, I do tens and then hundreds of

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thousands of views in the kingdom, and with the arrival of the others it has accelerated things.

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Oh yes, your team! You never told me where they came from.

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Seriously?

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Ok so prepare yourself.

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I have no fucking idea.

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They each appeared as and when without explanation,

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and always in the same way.

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In the kitchen

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during the morning

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eating.

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I never really knew why, nor how, but it

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happened during my sleep. I tried to do sleepless nights, research,

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but nothing. So I gathered them one by one.

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Conscience was the first, then Corentin, Diego, the guy in a blouse I don't remember the name, and finally Steve.

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They had no memory of anything, name, family, origin ... So I

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gave them names and a role in the studio, in exchange for accommodation.

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Wow that's...weird.

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We can say that, yeah.

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Anyway, to come back to what I was saying...

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We were at the top of our popularity.

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A large part of the population followed us, each member of the team was entitled

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to his own room thanks to the studio's income.

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We had fun.

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It was a great time.

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But one day,

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we all went out to spend the night at ShipCity.

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I have no memories of it left but the next day we ended up completely dry

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with debts to repay.

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Fortunately the royalty was nice.

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They let us 6 months to refund everything by any means.

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We had to make a decision quickly

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so we decided to give up entertainment to make orders to the services of different companies.

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It was the easiest and most importantly the most profitable in the short term.

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It didn't help our superiors

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but they were kind enough to continue supporting the studio during the refund.

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Omg yeah I remember, didn't you made this commercial for

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japanese tacos?

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HEEEY

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Ya like japanese culture and tacos?

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So come mix your love for these two very specific things

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and eat the best Japanese tacos at Pablo Suzumiya.

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On the menu :

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Japanese tacos, because who would want a social life or good

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health when you have Japanese tacos?

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No one.

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Absolutely

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no one.

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So come quickly and for a limited time, leave with your exclusive pin

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DIEGO DE LA VEGA

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Yeah, that's us.

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Love it.

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Anyhow, we made documentaries (Presentation of Irisya), reports (murder in the scarlet rocks) or ...

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other things (The triple decimetre and the black hole)

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For 6 months, contracts were chained and the debt was repaid on time.

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The royalty was satisfied,

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but we had to resume the entertainment just after.

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We almost forgot it was the studio's goal.

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But it was good to return to free content.

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So? How does it go ?

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Bad.

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Very bad.

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We had certainly been given time to pay off the debt, but to refill

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the studio's account right after it was necessary that the views were there.

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And that's not the case at the moment.

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We do little more than the views I made at the very beginning.

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It was enough when I was alone,

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much less with 5 other people.

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But is there a reason for that?

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I don't know...

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I'd say that people have forgotten us.

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This several months break was fatal.

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Even the royalty's help doesn't allow us to reach the desired audiences.

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There's Conscience who tried to make a vlog, which worked pretty well,

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but for the rest...

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If we haven't reclimbed the slope in a month it will be an inevitable closure.

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Holy shit, I hope it's going to take off again.

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A single video is sometimes enough for everything to start again.

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Yeah, we don't lose hope but it's tense,

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besides I manage everything here, I don't sleep much at the moment.

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You have to relax. Want to play a little while I tell you about my life?

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It'll work you'll see.

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With your life I don't doubt it haha.

