Well I'm going, good night. 'night
Good night *animal sound*
Wassup
Yo, how's it been since last time?
Pretty good, you?
Yeah I don't know, some bullshit.
Tell me.
You sure? It's a bit complicated
and it's been a long time so I'd have to tell you a lot of things.
Don't be silly, I'm here for that too. I'll tell you about me afterwards to
compensate.
Ok ok...So.
I must start from the beginning
because it's a bit of a mess.
Two or three years ago I was contacted by a branch of royalty to "Make
videos to entertain the kingdom."
Apparently the general mood of the inhabitants was
at its lowest in centuries.
They had seen my amateur videos of the time
where I talked about some stuff that I liked and they'd said that I would surely
be a good pick to start this channel wich would be put forward to the greatest number.
A video studio would be custom built for my needs, south of the kingdom for calm,
the charges taken care of by royalty, and I had total freedom on the content.
I immediately agreed. After the construction, only me and my few savings were left
but the promised audience would no doubt provide me
with the income to live quietly.
Yeah, I think you already told me,
even though I couldn't remember the details.
Oh sorry.
So you until when do you know the story?
I think it was a little before you disappeared for several months,
you must tell me moreover.
I see haha, so you know that it had
way more success than expected. Especially with the theme I chose for the videos.
I admit that talking about the most important reality show of the continent (an : MLP) was rather well played.
Yeah haha, especially since there was a lot of stuff to say and analyze.
Well, considering the budget and the means put in place, you were right to benefit from its success.
We agree on that.
Anyway, big success, I do tens and then hundreds of
thousands of views in the kingdom, and with the arrival of the others it has accelerated things.
Oh yes, your team! You never told me where they came from.
Seriously?
Ok so prepare yourself.
I have no fucking idea.
They each appeared as and when without explanation,
and always in the same way.
In the kitchen
during the morning
eating.
I never really knew why, nor how, but it
happened during my sleep. I tried to do sleepless nights, research,
but nothing. So I gathered them one by one.
Conscience was the first, then Corentin, Diego, the guy in a blouse I don't remember the name, and finally Steve.
They had no memory of anything, name, family, origin ... So I
gave them names and a role in the studio, in exchange for accommodation.
Wow that's...weird.
We can say that, yeah.
Anyway, to come back to what I was saying...
We were at the top of our popularity.
A large part of the population followed us, each member of the team was entitled
to his own room thanks to the studio's income.
We had fun.
It was a great time.
But one day,
we all went out to spend the night at ShipCity.
I have no memories of it left but the next day we ended up completely dry
with debts to repay.
Fortunately the royalty was nice.
They let us 6 months to refund everything by any means.
We had to make a decision quickly
so we decided to give up entertainment to make orders to the services of different companies.
It was the easiest and most importantly the most profitable in the short term.
It didn't help our superiors
but they were kind enough to continue supporting the studio during the refund.
Omg yeah I remember, didn't you made this commercial for
japanese tacos?
HEEEY
Ya like japanese culture and tacos?
So come mix your love for these two very specific things
and eat the best Japanese tacos at Pablo Suzumiya.
On the menu :
Japanese tacos, because who would want a social life or good
health when you have Japanese tacos?
No one.
Absolutely
no one.
So come quickly and for a limited time, leave with your exclusive pin
DIEGO DE LA VEGA
Yeah, that's us.
Love it.
Anyhow, we made documentaries (Presentation of Irisya), reports (murder in the scarlet rocks) or ...
other things (The triple decimetre and the black hole)
For 6 months, contracts were chained and the debt was repaid on time.
The royalty was satisfied,
but we had to resume the entertainment just after.
We almost forgot it was the studio's goal.
But it was good to return to free content.
So? How does it go ?
Bad.
Very bad.
We had certainly been given time to pay off the debt, but to refill
the studio's account right after it was necessary that the views were there.
And that's not the case at the moment.
We do little more than the views I made at the very beginning.
It was enough when I was alone,
much less with 5 other people.
But is there a reason for that?
I don't know...
I'd say that people have forgotten us.
This several months break was fatal.
Even the royalty's help doesn't allow us to reach the desired audiences.
There's Conscience who tried to make a vlog, which worked pretty well,
but for the rest...
If we haven't reclimbed the slope in a month it will be an inevitable closure.
Holy shit, I hope it's going to take off again.
A single video is sometimes enough for everything to start again.
Yeah, we don't lose hope but it's tense,
besides I manage everything here, I don't sleep much at the moment.
You have to relax. Want to play a little while I tell you about my life?
It'll work you'll see.
With your life I don't doubt it haha.