WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.390 --> 00:00:01.869 Is everything good Conscience? Are you filming? 00:00:01.869 --> 00:00:04.658 Yeah but couldn't you ask Steve to do it? 00:00:04.659 --> 00:00:06.659 He's preparing the shoot, focus. 00:00:06.659 --> 00:00:11.850 Yeah OK. Are you sure this will work? Call the princesses from here instead, can't you? 00:00:11.850 --> 00:00:14.179 * sigh * remind me the subject of the video? 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:15.070 Twilight? 00:00:15.070 --> 00:00:17.422 Yes dumbass, it's not "The Crystal and Lena Case". 00:00:17.422 --> 00:00:18.300 Keep calm, just asking... 00:00:18.300 --> 00:00:19.640 Okay let's go. 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:28.160 Equestria's Royal Agency, I'm listening. 00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:30.540 Hello! Am I calling Twilight Sparkle? 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:36.660 You are indeed with the princess's agent, what can I do for you? 00:00:36.670 --> 00:00:39.559 I wanted to know if she was available for filming as soon as possible 00:00:39.559 --> 00:00:41.399 in the kingdom of Irisya, it's a bit far but... 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:47.040 What kind of filming? Movie? Interview? A journey of this magnitude for the princess 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:48.920 requires a good reason. 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:52.940 A several minutes diss following her recent behavioral decay. 00:00:56.420 --> 00:00:59.500 I don't think it was the right approach. What do we do? 00:00:59.500 --> 00:01:01.560 Hmmm, don't worry, I have an idea. 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:03.400 HEY, TELL ME TWILIGHT 00:01:03.460 --> 00:01:05.579 WHAT * clap * ARE * clap * YOU * clap * DOING? 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:07.820 Please stop clapping, it saturates the mic. 00:01:07.820 --> 00:01:08.900 I CLAP IF I WANT 00:01:16.060 --> 00:01:17.460 You can't do shit against me. 00:01:18.780 --> 00:01:21.260 Is it just me or Twilight has become really annoying? 00:01:21.270 --> 00:01:24.340 No joke, I really have the impression that since season 00:01:24.340 --> 00:01:25.987 6 she has become a caricature of herself. 00:01:25.987 --> 00:01:28.520 But why do you think that Damario? 00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:33.259 You do well to ask me Conscience, it gives me the opportunity to expose several points ... 00:01:35.649 --> 00:01:37.501 You can go now, pshht pshht. 00:01:37.501 --> 00:01:39.080 Wait, are you sure this video is needed? 00:01:39.080 --> 00:01:40.520 You can just go see a therapist. 00:01:40.520 --> 00:01:42.267 It's FUNNIER in video! 00:01:42.272 --> 00:01:43.800 Now go put on your costume. 00:01:43.800 --> 00:01:45.940 * sniff * What did they do to you Twilight? 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:50.340 But why are you so angry against me oh great Damar ... Nah wait I'm not reading this... 00:01:50.340 --> 00:01:51.901 I'LL TELL YOU TWILIGHT. 00:01:51.901 --> 00:01:53.200 For starter, I had a little question 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.720 to ask you ... oh yes. 00:01:55.720 --> 00:01:57.240 WHY ARE YOU STUPID? 00:01:57.240 --> 00:02:00.220 OLALA PEOPLE SACRIFIED TO ENCLOSE A POWERFUL ENTITY 00:02:00.220 --> 00:02:01.843 What if I freed them? 00:02:01.843 --> 00:02:03.345 But I thought it was a good idea. 00:02:03.345 --> 00:02:05.460 THIS IS THE ISSUE YOU WHOR- 00:02:05.885 --> 00:02:07.682 Stop shouting! People will think you're crazy. 00:02:07.682 --> 00:02:08.836 Me? Crazy? 00:02:09.867 --> 00:02:13.045 The velociraptor hasn't said "sock" yet so for now I don't have AIDS HAHA 00:02:16.737 --> 00:02:18.737 *intense scripting reflexion* 00:02:31.993 --> 00:02:33.080 - Alcohol - Clap clap clap - AIDS 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:36.866 By the way, you hadn't told me about your clairvoyance powers concerning the events of your country? 00:02:36.866 --> 00:02:37.866 What do you mean? 00:02:37.866 --> 00:02:38.801 Oh I don't know. 00:02:38.848 --> 00:02:40.848 Your surprise appearance which makes no FUCKING sense in episode 00:02:40.848 --> 00:02:42.261 11 of season 8 for example. 00:02:45.020 --> 00:02:46.486 What did you seriously think? 00:02:46.486 --> 00:02:50.700 "Oh what if I'd go in this deserted field OH HEY SPIKE WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE." 00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:54.540 Nah but it was for… HMMM What is purple and ends up in 00:02:54.550 --> 00:02:57.190 public services after 8 seasons of good and loyal service to royalty? 00:02:57.190 --> 00:03:00.500 TWILIGHT because in addition to having the smallest castle of the 4 princesses, 00:03:00.500 --> 00:03:04.264 you decided to open a public school to learn 8 years old kids how to load canons. 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:07.160 Ah no wait, it wasn't your idea. 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:11.460 It was Princess Celestia wich in 8 seasons has changed her political program a bit. 00:03:11.470 --> 00:03:14.599 Well, I'm talking about Celestia but you have also forgotten your values a bit over time ... 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:17.610 But it's impossible, I've always been guided by friendship and ... 00:03:17.610 --> 00:03:20.380 Yes yes...We'll ask Starlight again who forgave the late photographer while 00:03:20.380 --> 00:03:21.563 you were grumping in your corner. 00:03:21.573 --> 00:03:22.989 And then I would pass a message to Celestia 00:03:22.989 --> 00:03:26.640 to whom you didn't dare to tell the truth after 8 seasons alongside Applejack or 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:29.330 to Queen Nova after you tried to steel her pearl for example. 00:03:29.330 --> 00:03:32.080 Tell me, you're becoming more and more inconsistent ... 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:35.220 You're right I'm sorry ... Nah but wait, she would never said that ... 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:36.440 EXCUSES DENIED 00:03:36.441 --> 00:03:38.441 "I would've prefered go fishing." 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.180 Finally I just wanted to talk about 00:03:40.180 --> 00:03:43.240 your IQ a little bit, because it's been in perdition for several seasons also. 00:03:45.734 --> 00:03:47.636 TAKE YOUR GUESS DUMBASS 00:03:47.637 --> 00:03:48.634 No seriously... 00:03:48.634 --> 00:03:50.741 Ok! You can stop now. We got the idea. 00:03:50.766 --> 00:03:51.709 You don't love Twilight anymore 00:03:51.709 --> 00:03:53.297 fine, but I'm tired of being yelled at! 00:03:53.297 --> 00:03:54.627 And I can tell that Steve is tired of it too. 00:03:54.634 --> 00:03:55.709 Steve is it true? 00:03:56.362 --> 00:03:57.000 Meh. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.110 I think you should rather devote your 00:03:59.110 --> 00:04:00.543 energy to more positive things. 00:04:00.544 --> 00:04:01.600 You're right... 00:04:01.930 --> 00:04:04.299 Sorry Conscience, and Steve... 00:04:04.299 --> 00:04:07.083 I didn't want to pour out so much hate in this studio, it's just that ... 00:04:07.083 --> 00:04:09.000 I loved Twilight and ... 00:04:09.227 --> 00:04:10.654 We know, we did too... 00:04:10.654 --> 00:04:12.608 But she'll surely never see this video. 00:04:12.608 --> 00:04:15.494 Those coming from Irisya's servers rarely arrive as recommendations in Equestria. 00:04:15.494 --> 00:04:16.410 And put it in perspective! 00:04:16.410 --> 00:04:17.927 Twilight still has a great plot. 00:04:18.831 --> 00:04:19.572 It's true. 00:04:20.820 --> 00:04:23.000 Thanks Corentin. Fortunately, you're also there sometimes. 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.057 Let's not exaggerate things ... 00:04:24.057 --> 00:04:25.750 In any case, thank you guys, I will now 00:04:25.750 --> 00:04:28.740 devote myself to the positive, I'll leave the last word to Starlight. 00:04:31.034 --> 00:04:32.654 YOU'RE USELESS DUDE