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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair ♫

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♫ It's time to answer all your prayers ♫

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♫ Come on everypony here come the mares! ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair ♫

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♫ A con just for us ponychads ♫

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♫ while choosing to forget ♫

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♫ that the fandom is a passing fad. ♫

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♫ A Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ A big autistic attraction! ♫

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♫ Shower please! ♫

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♫ Curb that stank, by just a small fraction! ♫

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♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫

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♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure ♫

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♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫

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♫ Our intentions sure are pure! ♫

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♫ Although the show is dead, ♫

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♫ we know the ride will never end ♫

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♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫

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♫ [autistic babbling about mares]  ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ There's no need to disguise! ♫

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♫ We don't care if pony's not a viable franchise! ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ How hard can it be? ♫

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♫ It can't be any worse than TrotCon '23 ♫

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♫ Another Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ The fandom wants more! ♫

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♫ While we wait for Lauren Faust to do another G4 ♫

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♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫

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♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure, ♫

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♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫

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♫ Our intentions sure are pure! ♫

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♫ Although the credits rolled ♫

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♫ we won't leave for another show ♫

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♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ Pack your bags and come see! ♫

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♫ We have horsefamous friends! ♫

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♫ And they do it >for free... ♫

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♫ Our very own Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ I don't mean to be a stickler ♫

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♫ But you've claimed this all before, ♫

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♫ And OP has yet to deliver... ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ We see you're still on the fence. ♫

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♫ What we need now are some decent events! ♫

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Oh, oh!

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How about a panel where we show Shawn Keller

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a bunch of old pony animations

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and then watch his reaction?

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He's not even coming bro!

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Oh, oh! 

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It's a panel about a beautiful minty mare

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that steals your oats

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and tickles (You) with her wiskers

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♫ And I love her so much! ♫

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♫ And she's so, so ♫

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♫ PRETTY! ♫

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Uhhhh, any other ideas?

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How about a panel about how Hasbro

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is trying to rid itself of the fandom 

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with how ugly G5 is.

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And deliberately killing as much hype as possible

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by batch releasing episodes...

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Thaaaat's a little too depressing...

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Anon, why don't we just invite people

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who still care for mares and make content for this fandom?

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Yeah whatever, lets do that...

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♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫

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♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure ♫

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♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫

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♫ Although the show is dead, ♫

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♫ we know the ride will never end ♫

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♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫

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♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫

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♫ Because we're all here for mares! ♫

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♫ Not just for the fringe, ♫

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♫ although it sounds pretty cringe... ♫

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♫ Yes, it sounds pretty cringe! ♫

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♫ It does sound pretty cringe! ♫

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♫ It sounds... ♫

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♫ pretty... ♫

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♫ CRIIIIIIIIIIIINGE! ♫