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Fuck you, /mlp/ con!

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If you're dumb enough to go to an online pony convention,

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you're a big enough schmuck to come to Mare Fair 2!

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High humidity!

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Toilets that break down!

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Wawa!

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If you think you can find real mares at Mare Fair,

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you can kiss my ass!

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It's our belief that you're such a stupid pony fucker

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you'll pay top sponsor!

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Guaranteed!

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If you find a better con,

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shove it up your ugly ass!

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You heard us right!

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Shove it up your ugly ass!

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Bring your friends!

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Bring your plushies!

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Bring your waifu!

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We'll fuck her!

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That's right

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We'll fuck your waifu!

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Because at Mare Fair 2,

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you're cucked six ways from Sunday!

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Take a hike!

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To Mare Fair 2!

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Home of Challenge Crossdressing!

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That's right!  Challenge crossdressing!

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How does it work?

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If you get your guts rearranged in building seven

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and keep everyone awake,

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you get early vendor hall access!

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Don't wait!

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Don't delay!

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Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!

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Only at Mare Fair 2!

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The only pony con that knows we're all fucked up!

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Hurry up, asshole!

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This promotion ends as soon as you buy your badge.

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And you better not cancel or you're a dead motherfucker!

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Go to hell!

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Orlando, Florida:

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The hottest

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and muggiest

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home of the biggest degenerates in all of Equestria!

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Guaranteed!