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October is the month Of SPOOKS and BLOOD!

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So, I Thought i would share a silly, bloody tale of mine.

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One day in college, a sign up sheet for donating blood was passed around.

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I had NEVER participated in the blood drive before,

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But, since i had nothing else going on...

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...I thought i would give it a shot.

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I'm a 0+, Which next to A+,

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is the most common blood type.

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Having 9 siblings with the same blood type,

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I figured i should donate. if anything happened to them, i would want them to get the care they needed.

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And, i'm sure they would do the same for me.

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*Chitter Chatters*

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AS I WAS SAYING...

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I found the blood drive site, and i got all set up on the chair.

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The nurse asked: "Which arm would be better to deaw blood from?"

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Oh, right...

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I forgot i was one of those people where it's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to locate my veins.

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They're just so friggin small!

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It runs in the family...

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Doctors usually have to "prod around" until they find one.

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This one time, a nurse tried to find one for like, ten minutes...

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And then just decided to stab my hand, instead.

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I usually have to tell them to use what's called a "Butterfly needle."

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It's a very thin needle used on kids and it has these "Flaps" that nakes it look like a butterfly.

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However, you can't use one when donating blood, because it would just take way too long.

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The nurse poked around for a little bit, and finally got the needle in. he was very apologetic, though.

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Because, i would get a little bruise from him poking around in my arm, but i assured him it would be fine.

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I was donating blood, so, this would count as a battle scar. I was just happy to donate something useful.

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He Chuckled and said:

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"Well, That's a good way to think of it!" as i sat there, waiting for the bag to fill, he decided to go on a break, and

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Have a different nurse take over. The bag was about 3/4 Full, when all of a sudden, the blood stopped flowing.

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The new nurse came over, and attempted to start it again. She was very quick to pull the needle out of my arm.

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It was ALREADY a hassle  to get it in there in the first place, so i wasn't looking forward to a second time.

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"Uh, you know what you're doing, right?" "Look, honey, i'm the nurse. Let me do my job."

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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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She stuck the needle back on my arm, and started moving it side to side, trying to find a vein.

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The deeper she shoved the needle in, the more my arm hurt. "She knows what she's doing, huh?"

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I was studying nursing in college, so blood and needles don't really bother me...

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...However, the feeling inside of her jabbing a needle in my arm was becoming unbearable to watch. "Uh, that Kind of hurts?"

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I was trying to keep my composure, until i started getting dizzy. my face went pale,

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And i started to pass out. The other people working noticed, and ran over.

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They laid me down, and started asking me questions to make sure i wouldn't pass out. after the second question,

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I was UNABLE to muster enough strength to even speak. i was so tired, i was just ready to DIE. like those times,

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Where you get a sharp pain in your abdomen, and think: "THIS IS IT." and then a few minutes go by, and you're like:

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*Cricket noises*

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"Oh." I was ready for the sweet release of death, when one of the nurses shoved a bendy straw in my mouth.

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They force-fed me apple juice, and after a few minutes,

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I was able to come back. When the original doctor saw what happened,

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He freaked out. because, i didn't completely fill the bag, They didn't even know if they could use it.

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*Sigh of Disappointment*

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All i got out of it, was a bag of cheez-its, and a huge bruise covering most of my arm.

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