WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.400 Sports and i, don't really get along.. 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:04.260 Well, at least in the second grade 00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:06.160 I was very accident prone as a kid 00:00:06.380 --> 00:00:10.520 No matter what game was being played, i knew i was gonna get hit in the head with a ball 00:00:10.780 --> 00:00:12.880 it didn't even matter if i was playing or not! 00:00:13.060 --> 00:00:17.100 I used to brace myself for impact before going out to the playground because.. 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:19.160 Going outside usually went something like this: 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:21.480 *Happy music* 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:23.080 *Gets hit X3 in the head with a ball* 00:00:23.080 --> 00:00:26.105 It happened so often, that it just became a joke to me 00:00:26.105 --> 00:00:29.340 It got to the point, where this one time i bet my friends 5 dollars 00:00:29.340 --> 00:00:32.120 That a ball nearby will hit me in the next 2 minutes 00:00:32.120 --> 00:00:34.700 I knew that no matter what, it was inevitable 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:38.420 We were a good distance away from the games so chances we were pretty slim 00:00:38.420 --> 00:00:39.740 Hmm... 00:00:39.740 --> 00:00:40.720 Okay, sure 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:42.720 Sorry, that's NOT possible 00:00:42.820 --> 00:00:43.980 *chuckle* 00:00:43.980 --> 00:00:45.980 Just watc- *gets hit by a ball* 00:00:48.820 --> 00:00:50.440 Needless to say, i won that bet.. 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:54.020 The nurse, however got tired of seeing me everyday 00:00:54.720 --> 00:00:57.400 *thinking: this kid again..* what ya in for this time..? 00:00:57.400 --> 00:00:58.760 A ball hit me. 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:02.740 That was yesterday's excuse, go back to class, you're fine 00:01:02.740 --> 00:01:04.260 She assumed i was faking it 00:01:04.260 --> 00:01:06.000 heh, and i don't blame her honestly 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:10.020 If someone kept coming in to the nurse's office everyday with the SAME excuse 00:01:10.020 --> 00:01:11.580 I'd probably get suspicious too 00:01:11.580 --> 00:01:16.540 It's not like i wanted to get hurt! sometimes i think maybe someone was just trying to hit me, on purpose 00:01:16.540 --> 00:01:18.920 Because, it stopped like after a month, but.. 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:20.360 I'll never know for sure 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.280 I made sure that if i ever saw another gaming process 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.580 That i would just, instantly get outta there 00:01:25.580 --> 00:01:29.300 Sports were never really my thing, while other kids were joining sports teams 00:01:29.305 --> 00:01:31.835 I was busy drawing dragons and making comic books 00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:34.600 I just wasn't really interested in playing them 00:01:34.600 --> 00:01:38.900 I also wasn't too big on watching sports but my dad was determined to change that 00:01:38.980 --> 00:01:42.960 My dad took me and my brother and some cousins to see a dodger's game when i was like 4 00:01:43.240 --> 00:01:47.480 We were really high up in the seating areas so i couldn't really tell what was going on 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.195 I just remember getting hotdogs 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:52.920 And my cousin, biting my brother's hand because he thought it was food..?? 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:54.360 I remember at some point 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:57.380 The crowd stood up all at once, and i was SUPER confused 00:01:57.380 --> 00:01:59.160 Being the little bean sprout i was 00:01:59.260 --> 00:02:02.660 One of the players had a Home Run and it was heading right for us! 00:02:02.820 --> 00:02:05.180 the ball had flown over us so my dad thought: 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.520 Oh, well, i guess someone else will get it 00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:10.780 The ball hit a panel above us and went straight down 00:02:10.780 --> 00:02:11.820 hitting me in the head 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:15.480 My dad turned around just in time to see this RANDOM guy come up, 00:02:15.480 --> 00:02:17.595 scoop the ball off my head, and run out 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:19.340 As fast as he could 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:22.860 Pshh s- s- s- it's not like i wanted it or anything.. 00:02:23.495 --> 00:02:26.365 The sport i hated most growing up, was soccer 00:02:26.365 --> 00:02:29.360 I actually wanted to pretend i was sick on those days, 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:36.080 "Ooh, soccer today *cough X3* oh no, i am not feeling so well..oh noo.." 00:02:36.220 --> 00:02:37.665 Soccer in elementary school 00:02:37.665 --> 00:02:40.825 Was just 6 kids kicking each other around in the circle anyways 00:02:40.825 --> 00:02:43.855 Heh NO THANKS i need my shins to WALK 00:02:43.860 --> 00:02:47.460 I'd say the only sports i actually enjoyed were tennis and basketball 00:02:47.460 --> 00:02:49.360 Basketball kinda runs in my family 00:02:49.365 --> 00:02:52.505 I used to go to this old girl basketball meetup thing and i was 00:02:52.505 --> 00:02:55.535 ALWAYS benched because, i just kept making 3 pointers 00:02:55.535 --> 00:02:58.515 I passed the ball too! it's not like i wasn't a team player! 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:01.360 It's just, if i could make a 3 pointer, 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:04.280 What was the purpose of giving up the ball to someone else, again? 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:07.555 The coach wanted to be in charge, it was her way or the high way 00:03:07.555 --> 00:03:10.675 It wasn't a real team, we were just playing for fun 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:12.900 I've never really cared about winning trophies.. 00:03:12.900 --> 00:03:16.640 Or being in the spotlight..i'd rather just play the game and have fun 00:03:16.640 --> 00:03:19.380 The only game i got competitive at playing at, was knockout 00:03:19.380 --> 00:03:21.900 If you haven't played this game, i recommend it 00:03:21.900 --> 00:03:25.060 You line up and take turns making the basket the first person 00:03:25.060 --> 00:03:27.760 Shoots and attempts to make it while the second person in line 00:03:27.760 --> 00:03:28.880 Shoots right after 00:03:28.880 --> 00:03:32.940 If the second person makes the shot before the first person, the first person is out 00:03:32.940 --> 00:03:35.620 You could also make it hard for the first person to retrieve their ball 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:39.220 By knocking it out of the way, or you know? by any means. 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:41.640 That continues until one person is left 00:03:41.645 --> 00:03:44.215 I remember this one time i was playing with a group of guys, 00:03:44.220 --> 00:03:46.200 And i was totally schooling them. 00:03:46.200 --> 00:03:50.340 This one game, they chose a really hard spot to shoot, and people were losing left and right 00:03:50.340 --> 00:03:52.500 I managed to get the second to last out. 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:55.420 And it was down to me, and this one guy named Josh. 00:03:55.425 --> 00:03:57.505 *(idk what she's saying sorry lol)* 00:03:57.980 --> 00:04:00.740 All the guys were rooting for josh to win, of course.. 00:04:00.740 --> 00:04:04.140 We were both making shots like crazy, when Josh started to lose his rhythm 00:04:04.140 --> 00:04:09.200 with the adrenaline pumping i managed to make 2 shots in succession and i lapped him 00:04:09.580 --> 00:04:10.080 Hah! 00:04:10.380 --> 00:04:13.560 They uhh...they never played with me again. *sniffle* 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:16.920 In one of my P.E classes, you could actually get extra credit 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:19.835 By making 3 pointers, i totally took advantage of that..! 00:04:20.340 --> 00:04:24.280 Being creative little bean sprouts, my brothers and i would make up different games to play 00:04:24.280 --> 00:04:26.220 This one game we would play on our beds 00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:27.980 It was sort of like the floor is lava 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:29.820 Except, we used balloons 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.820 We would set it up where there would be..2 beds 00:04:32.820 --> 00:04:33.920 perload (sorry if i spelled it wrong) to each other 00:04:33.960 --> 00:04:37.100 you would pass the balloon from bed to bed kinda like volleyball 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:39.460 Except, you had to use your FEET! 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:41.420 Using your hands was, considered cheating 00:04:41.500 --> 00:04:44.980 The balloon had to land on top of the bed, everything else.. 00:04:45.320 --> 00:04:46.360 Was lava~ 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:48.720 Each time the balloon didn't make it to the other bed 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:50.620 The other person would get a point. 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:53.780 My older brother and i used to be obsessed with playing ping pong, 00:04:53.820 --> 00:04:58.100 We'd develop some kind of narrative..with each other..? like one person was the student.. 00:04:58.180 --> 00:05:01.260 And the other, was the master of ping pong. 00:05:01.260 --> 00:05:03.680 And every time someone made a point we would say things like: 00:05:03.880 --> 00:05:05.540 *Playing 00:05:05.580 --> 00:05:07.500 I have taught you well. my son. 00:05:07.520 --> 00:05:08.760 *Playing 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:12.500 Looks like the STUDENT, has become the MASTER. 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:14.060 *Playing 00:05:14.060 --> 00:05:16.960 Looks like the STUDENT, needs some WORK 00:05:16.960 --> 00:05:19.460 We also made up this game called "Bike Tag" but.. 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:24.300 ..We only managed to play it a few times. it was just like normal tag, except with bikes. 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:26.300 And I HIGHLY SUGGEST NOT PLAYING THIS. 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:29.740 Being idiots we thought "Ugh. what was worse that could gonna happen??" 00:05:30.320 --> 00:05:33.240 The game was went pretty smooth. until i was tagged. 00:05:33.300 --> 00:05:35.900 I was chasing my brother. who had a scooter at that time 00:05:36.420 --> 00:05:38.000 *ehem* kind of a hack. 00:05:38.220 --> 00:05:40.720 I almost had him when he jumped up on the sidewalk and escaped. 00:05:41.460 --> 00:05:44.420 My bike crashed, and i flew into the edge of the sidewalk. 00:05:44.900 --> 00:05:46.920 Fracturing my wrist. 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:49.600 the fracture was on the growth plate. and so the doctor 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:52.720 was just like "Eh, let the body heal it's self" 00:05:53.180 --> 00:05:54.780 Luckily it was my left hand. 00:05:54.780 --> 00:05:57.040 I can't carry heavy things on it. but.. 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.080 Yeah, i'm fine pshh..whatever.. 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:01.940 JUST DON'T PLAY BIKE TAG OKAY THAT WAS REALLY DUMB. 00:06:01.940 --> 00:06:06.160 All and all, i don't think sports are bad. i just think they're boring to watch on TV 00:06:06.460 --> 00:06:10.020 The only way i would ever watch a game is if i knew someone playing the game like.. 00:06:10.780 --> 00:06:12.820 Maybe going to a high school game, you know someone there.. 00:06:13.380 --> 00:06:16.040 Or playing it myself with- some friends.. 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:18.040 I-I i'm not really big on TV sports 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:19.760 I just like, you know.. 00:06:20.260 --> 00:06:23.040 Playing the game. so what are your thoughts on sports? 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:25.620 heh, what-what teams do you root for? 00:06:25.620 --> 00:06:29.240 I have a Patreon now! so if you wanna check that out, link is in the description 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:32.040 You guys can check out my videos early on there 00:06:32.145 --> 00:06:34.635 I wanna give a thanks to Jaiden (Jaiden Animations) 00:06:34.635 --> 00:06:37.725 For voicing this video, she's really awesome you should check out her channel! 00:06:37.725 --> 00:06:40.740 Link is in the description, uh yeah so i hope you guys.. 00:06:40.960 --> 00:06:42.660 *laugh* enjoy this video.. 00:06:43.020 --> 00:06:44.980 Uhaha i'm like REALLY exhausted 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:48.520 I. like..i laugh alot when i'm exhausted 00:06:48.520 --> 00:06:50.520 bye bye!