Sports and i, don't really get along..
Well, at least in the second grade
I was very accident prone as a kid
No matter what game was being played, i knew i was gonna get hit in the head with a ball
it didn't even matter if i was playing or not!
I used to brace myself for impact before going out to the playground because..
Going outside usually went something like this:
*Happy music*
*Gets hit X3 in the head with a ball*
It happened so often, that it just became a joke to me
It got to the point, where this one time i bet my friends 5 dollars
That a ball nearby will hit me in the next 2 minutes
I knew that no matter what, it was inevitable
We were a good distance away from the games so chances we were pretty slim
Hmm...
Okay, sure
Sorry, that's NOT possible
*chuckle*
Just watc- *gets hit by a ball*
Needless to say, i won that bet..
The nurse, however got tired of seeing me everyday
*thinking: this kid again..* what ya in for this time..?
A ball hit me.
That was yesterday's excuse, go back to class, you're fine
She assumed i was faking it
heh, and i don't blame her honestly
If someone kept coming in to the nurse's office everyday with the SAME excuse
I'd probably get suspicious too
It's not like i wanted to get hurt! sometimes i think maybe someone was just trying to hit me, on purpose
Because, it stopped like after a month, but..
I'll never know for sure
I made sure that if i ever saw another gaming process
That i would just, instantly get outta there
Sports were never really my thing, while other kids were joining sports teams
I was busy drawing dragons and making comic books
I just wasn't really interested in playing them
I also wasn't too big on watching sports but my dad was determined to change that
My dad took me and my brother and some cousins to see a dodger's game when i was like 4
We were really high up in the seating areas so i couldn't really tell what was going on
I just remember getting hotdogs
And my cousin, biting my brother's hand because he thought it was food..??
I remember at some point
The crowd stood up all at once, and i was SUPER confused
Being the little bean sprout i was
One of the players had a Home Run and it was heading right for us!
the ball had flown over us so my dad thought:
Oh, well, i guess someone else will get it
The ball hit a panel above us and went straight down
hitting me in the head
My dad turned around just in time to see this RANDOM guy come up,
scoop the ball off my head, and run out
As fast as he could
Pshh s- s- s- it's not like i wanted it or anything..
The sport i hated most growing up, was soccer
I actually wanted to pretend i was sick on those days,
"Ooh, soccer today *cough X3* oh no, i am not feeling so well..oh noo.."
Soccer in elementary school
Was just 6 kids kicking each other around in the circle anyways
Heh NO THANKS i need my shins to WALK
I'd say the only sports i actually enjoyed were tennis and basketball
Basketball kinda runs in my family
I used to go to this old girl basketball meetup thing and i was
ALWAYS benched because, i just kept making 3 pointers
I passed the ball too! it's not like i wasn't a team player!
It's just, if i could make a 3 pointer,
What was the purpose of giving up the ball to someone else, again?
The coach wanted to be in charge, it was her way or the high way
It wasn't a real team, we were just playing for fun
I've never really cared about winning trophies..
Or being in the spotlight..i'd rather just play the game and have fun
The only game i got competitive at playing at, was knockout
If you haven't played this game, i recommend it
You line up and take turns making the basket the first person
Shoots and attempts to make it while the second person in line
Shoots right after
If the second person makes the shot before the first person, the first person is out
You could also make it hard for the first person to retrieve their ball
By knocking it out of the way, or you know? by any means.
That continues until one person is left
I remember this one time i was playing with a group of guys,
And i was totally schooling them.
This one game, they chose a really hard spot to shoot, and people were losing left and right
I managed to get the second to last out.
And it was down to me, and this one guy named Josh.
*(idk what she's saying sorry lol)*
All the guys were rooting for josh to win, of course..
We were both making shots like crazy, when Josh started to lose his rhythm
with the adrenaline pumping i managed to make 2 shots in succession and i lapped him
Hah!
They uhh...they never played with me again. *sniffle*
In one of my P.E classes, you could actually get extra credit
By making 3 pointers, i totally took advantage of that..!
Being creative little bean sprouts, my brothers and i would make up different games to play
This one game we would play on our beds
It was sort of like the floor is lava
Except, we used balloons
We would set it up where there would be..2 beds
perload (sorry if i spelled it wrong) to each other
you would pass the balloon from bed to bed kinda like volleyball
Except, you had to use your FEET!
Using your hands was, considered cheating
The balloon had to land on top of the bed, everything else..
Was lava~
Each time the balloon didn't make it to the other bed
The other person would get a point.
My older brother and i used to be obsessed with playing ping pong,
We'd develop some kind of narrative..with each other..? like one person was the student..
And the other, was the master of ping pong.
And every time someone made a point we would say things like:
*Playing
I have taught you well. my son.
*Playing
Looks like the STUDENT, has become the MASTER.
*Playing
Looks like the STUDENT, needs some WORK
We also made up this game called "Bike Tag" but..
..We only managed to play it a few times. it was just like normal tag, except with bikes.
And I HIGHLY SUGGEST NOT PLAYING THIS.
Being idiots we thought "Ugh. what was worse that could gonna happen??"
The game was went pretty smooth. until i was tagged.
I was chasing my brother. who had a scooter at that time
*ehem* kind of a hack.
I almost had him when he jumped up on the sidewalk and escaped.
My bike crashed, and i flew into the edge of the sidewalk.
Fracturing my wrist.
the fracture was on the growth plate. and so the doctor
was just like "Eh, let the body heal it's self"
Luckily it was my left hand.
I can't carry heavy things on it. but..
Yeah, i'm fine pshh..whatever..
JUST DON'T PLAY BIKE TAG OKAY THAT WAS REALLY DUMB.
All and all, i don't think sports are bad. i just think they're boring to watch on TV
The only way i would ever watch a game is if i knew someone playing the game like..
Maybe going to a high school game, you know someone there..
Or playing it myself with- some friends..
I-I i'm not really big on TV sports
I just like, you know..
Playing the game. so what are your thoughts on sports?
heh, what-what teams do you root for?
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Uhaha i'm like REALLY exhausted
I. like..i laugh alot when i'm exhausted
bye bye!