(By the fans for the fans)
Sports and I, don't really get along.
Well, at least in the second grade.
I was very accident prone as a kid.
No matter what game was being played;
I knew, I was gonna get hit in the head with a ball.
It didn't even matter if I was playing or not!
I used to brace myself for impact before going out to the playground
because going outside usually went something like this:
*Cute cheerful music, nothings gonna go wrong! :D *
**THWACK**
**BAM**
**POW**
It happened so often, that it just became a joke to me.
It got to a point where this one time,
I bet my friends $5 that a ball nearby would hit me in the next 2 minutes.
I knew that no matter what;
it was inevitable.
We were a good distance away from the game so chances were pretty slim.
[Friend]: "hhmMMMMMMM...
okay sure."
[Friend 2]: "Sorry, that's not possible."
[Shgurr] "Hehe, [Inhales] just watch---"
**POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER**
**WASTED**
**THUD**
Needless to say, I won that bet.
The nurse however, got tired of seeing me everyday.
[Annoyed Groan]
[Nurse] "This kid again."
[Nurse] "What are you in for this time?" >:|
[Shgurr] "A ball hit me." :c
[Nurse] "That was yesterdays excuse." >:|
[Nurse] "Go back to class, your fine." >:|
She assumed I was faking it and I don't blame her honestly.
If someone kept coming into the nurses office everyday with the same excuse,
I'd probably get suspicious too.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO GET HURT! >:(
Sometimes I think maybe someone was just tryna to hit me on purpose
because it stopped like after a month
but I'll never know for sure.
I made sure that if I ever saw another game in progress,
that I would just INSTANTLY get out of there! *gotta go fast*
Sports were never really my thing while other kids were joining sports teams,
I was busy drawing dragons and making comic books.
I just wasn't really interested in playing them.
I also wasn't too big on watching sports,
but my dad was determined to change that.
My dad took me, my brother, and some cousins
to see a Dodgers game
when I was like, four.
we were really high up in the seating area
so I couldn't really tell what was going on.
I just remember getting hot dogs
and my cousin biting my brother's hand
because he thought it was food???
I remember at some point the crowd
stood up all at once
and I was SUPER confused being the little beansprout I was.
One of the players had hit a home run
and it was heading right for us.
the ball had flown over us
so my dad thought,
[Dad] aw well I guess someone else will get it
the ball hit a panel above us
and went straight down
hitting me in the head.
my dad turned around just in time
to see this random guy
come up
scoop the ball off my head
and run out as fast as he could.
[annoyed sigh] its not- its not like like i wanted it or anything...
the sport I hated most growing up was Soccer (football :P)
I actually wanted to pretend I was sick on those days
[Shguur] Oh, soccer today?
(fake cough x3)
Oh no.... Im not feeling so well... oh nooo....
Soccer in elementary school was just 6 kids
kicking each other around in a circle anyways
Heh NO thanks
I need my shins TO WALK
I'd say the only sports I actually enjoyed
were tennis and basketball.
Basketball kind of runs in my family
I use to go to this all-girl basketball meet-up thing
and I was always benched
because
I just kept making three-pointers.
I passed the ball TOO!
It's not like I wasn't a team player
It's just
If I could make a three-pointer
what was the purpose of giving up the ball
to someone else?
y'know?
The coach wanted to be in charge
It was HER way or the HIGHWAY
It wasn't a real team!
We were just playing for FUN.
I've never really cared about
Winning trophies or
being in the spotlight
I'd rather just play the game and have fun!
The only game
I got competitive at playing at was Knockout
If you haven't played this game,
I reccomend it.
You line up and take turns making a basket
the first person shoots and attempts to make it
While the second person in line shoots right after
if the second person makes the shot before the first person, the first person is out.
you can also make it had for the first person to retrieve their ball by knocking it out of the way
or you know.. by any means
that continues until one person is left
And I remember this one time
I was playing with a group of guys
And I was TOTALLY schooling them
This one game, they chose a really hard place to shoot.
And people were losing left and right
I managed to get the second-to-last out
And it was down to me and this one guy
named Josh
Mano a womano
All the guys were rooting for Josh to win, of course.
We were both making shots like crazy when Josh started to lose his rhythm.
With the adrenaline pumping, I managed to make two shots in succession and I lapped him.
Ha!
They uh - They never played with me again. *sniff*
In one of my P.E. classes, you could actually get extra credit by making three-pointers. I totally took advantage of that.
Being creative little bean sprouts, my brothers and I would make up different games to play.
This one game, we used to play on our beds. It was sort of like the floor is lava, except we used balloons.
We would set it up where there would be two beds, parallel to each other. You would pass the balloon from bed to bed.
Kinda like volleyball, except you had to use your feet.
Using your hands was considered cheating.
The balloon had to land on top of the bed, everything else was lava.
Each time the balloon didn't make it to the other bed. the other person would get a point.
my older brother and i used to obsessed with playing ping-pong
We developed some kind of narrative? with each other?
like, one person was the student and the other...
was the master of ping-pong
and every time someone made a point we would say thing like
[dramatic] Hah! Eh! Huah! Eh! Hah!
I have taught you well my son...
[even more dramatic] Huah! Huah! Ha!
Looks like the student has become the master...
[SUPER DRAMATIC] Ehh! Huah!
Looks like the student needs some work...
We also made up this game called "Bike Tag"
But, we only managed to play it a few times
It was just like normal tag, except with bikes
And I highly suggest NOT (safety first) playing this
Being idiots, we thought "What was the worst that could happen?"
The game was going pretty smooth, until I was tagged
I was chasing my brother who had a scooter at that time *cough* kind of a hack
I almost had him when he jumped up on the sidewalk, and escaped
My bike crashed and I flew into the edge of the sidewalk, fracturing my wrist
The fracture was on the growth plate, and so the doctor was just like
"Ehh, let the body heal it self"
Luckily, it was my left hand
I can't carry heavy things on it
But, I'm fine *pshh* whatever
Just don't play Bike Tag, okay that was really dumb
*ending of video* All and all I don't think sports are bad, I just think they're boring to watch on TV
The only way I'm ever gonna watch a game is if knew someone playing in the game like
Maybe going to a high school game, and you know someone there
Or playing it myself with some friends, I'm not really big on keeping score i just like, you know playing the game
So, what are your thoughts on sports? What teams do you root for? I have a patreon now if you wanna check that out
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Uhh, I wanna give a thanks to Jaiden for voicing in this video, she's really awesome check out her channel
Link's in the description, uhh yeah I hope you guys enjoyed this video *little bit of laughter*
I'm like really exhausted and I laugh a lot when I'm exhausted but BYE *end*