UPDATE: This has been COMPLETED! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPm7gMeXlF0

I never wanted to show a preview of this before it was done, but I've been sitting on it for a VERY long time with no work being done. The After Effects file is bugging out for some reason... it's all very demotivating. So I threw a chunk at Youtube in case I never even get it done.

Wheee!