Here's a version without my voice (and the terrible mic that recorded it) getting in the way! I hope you enjoy it. Produced using MuseScore and Audacity. The image is a public domain photo from Pixabay; you can find it here: https://pixabay.com/photos/books-read-literature-book-learn-2420232/ You can sing along if you want, so here are the lyrics: Verse 1: A butter-yellow pegasus flew up to my tree, She said, "Hey now Twilight, won't you listen to me? The bunnies are stampeding and the skunk's on the run, The bats won't go to bed because you won't raise the sun." I said, "Don't tell me 'bout your mice and your shrews, 'Cause I've got those lavender alicorn blues." Verse 2: An alabaster unicorn stopped by me next day, She said, "Hey now Twilight, don't you treat me this way. The Gala's round the corner and I'm all in a mess, Until I get your checklist I can't work on your dress." I said, "I'm sorry if you can't find your muse, But I've got those lavender alicorn blues." Instrumental bridge Verse 3: An orange-coated earth mare hammered at my front door, She said, "Hey now Twilight, won't you tell me the score? I got a little problem, and it's one that I ought To bring up nice and proper-like; get down to your Court." I said, "Let's skip it and get into your booze, Might help lose those lavender alicorn blues."