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♪ I PICTURE WHITTANY, SHE'S ON THAT BARGE ♪
♪ THE DRUM BEATS HEAVY AND THE OARS ARE LARGE ♪
♪ SHE LOOKS UNHAPPY AND HER HANDS ARE SORE ♪
♪ THEY KEEP HER WORKING 'TIL SHE HITS THE FLOOR ♪
♪ I'M IN DEEP DOO-DOO, I'M QUITE A WRECK ♪
♪ IT'S LIKE TWO BOULDERS WRAPPED AROUND MY NECK ♪
♪ I WISH I NEVER, EVER, SAW THAT ROCK ♪
♪ THE WEIGHT'S SO HEAVY, I CAN BARELY WALK ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ THE VOICES SCREAMING OUT INSIDE YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T, BUT YOU DID, INSTEAD ♪
♪ OH, THEN THERE'S BRITTANY, SHE'S HANGING THERE ♪
♪ THE GATOR'S HUNGRY, SNAPPING FOR HER HAIR ♪
♪ IT SEEMS QUITE VICIOUS AND SUCH BAD LUCK ♪
♪ SHE PAID 700 BUCKS FOR THAT HAIRCUT ♪
♪ WHAT WILL VINNIE DO TO ME? ♪
♪ MAKE ME FEED HIM FLIES? ♪
♪ I'D RATHER FACE A CROWDED HOUSE ♪
♪ OF SPOILED BANANA CREAM PIES ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ THE VOICES SCREAMING OUT INSIDE YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T, BUT YOU DID, INSTEAD ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ YOUR CONSCIENCE NAGGING AS IT FILLS YOUR EARS ♪
♪ THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O ♪
♪ THE DANCE COULD CARRY ON FOR YEARS AND YEARS ♪