♪ Hey there, let's have some fun ♪
♪ Join my good-time gang ♪
♪ Just one question first ♪
♪ Rhubarb or meringue? ♪
♪ We'll make folks happy through the land ♪
♪ Have them howling on their knees ♪
♪ So, my little orange friend ♪
♪ Lend a hand if you please ♪
♪ Hey, don't look so shocked ♪
♪ Ain't it about the time ♪
♪ To let the pun fit the crime? ♪
♪ Screwball, you try too hard ♪
♪ Dr. Screwball, if you please ♪
♪ I've got an online PhD ♪
♪ Folks should be free to find their own happiness ♪
♪ You can't force 'em to have fun ♪
♪ Sure, I can. Watch this! ♪
Accordion!
Banjo retort!
♪ Hey, you're pretty good ♪
♪ But I think that we both know ♪
♪ It's time to let my Sylvia go ♪
Never!
String break.
♪ Here's a joke ♪
♪ How are you just like a lollipop stick? ♪
♪ In the end, you're both worn down ♪
♪ By the force of my licks ♪
Ha, ha, ha-ha!
♪ Ain't it a laugh, ha ha ha ha ♪
♪ Looks like the end of the line ♪
♪ So let ♪
♪ The pun ♪
♪ Fit the... ♪
Crime.
( panting )