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*shiny sound*

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My name is Allister.

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Allister Q. Porter.

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I was recently...

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evicted from what used to be my home and now I live here on Earth.

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However, I wouldn't call it a suitable home.

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Why?

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*splash get rekt*

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Because humans are the WORST.

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*pretty title appears*

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*fade to black*

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oh shit the hype is real