This is a parody of "Secret Agent Man", as popularized by Johnny Rivers. (Original song written by P. F. Sloan and Steve Barri.) Yeah, I know the title/concept is pretty "obvious", but hopefully the lyrics are good enough to make it interesting. I thought I'd try something different this time and not put the lyrics on screen, going for more of a "music video" effect. However, you can use the Closed Captions feature to show them. If you prefer the other way, please comment. I've also included the lyrics below. LINK FOR MP3: http://mfi.re/listen/6v0xgff314ap545/iRhymeTheSongs_-_Secret_Agent_Mare.mp3 ------------------------------------------------------------ LYRICS: There's a mare who battles freaks of nature She goes where the whim of Celestia takes her 'Til something went astray And the bugbear got away It just might catch up with her tomorrow Secret Agent Mare Secret Agent Mare You've gone deep undercover, and had to change your name While hiding out she met the pony Lyra Who stirred confusing feelings deep inside her She had to just pretend That they were the best of friends Nopony needs to know about her sorrow Secret Agent Mare Secret Agent Mare She can't reveal she wants her, so she has to hide her pain Secret Agent Mare Secret Agent Mare Discovered by the monster, and you're out the windowpane The bugbear showed up in Ponyville one day She explained it all then left to keep her friend safe Oh yeah, she gave that bear the slip The Mane Six took care of it And now she can relax and cheer the burro Secret Agent Mare Secret Agent Mare They took care of the monster, now you can let down your mane Secret Agent Mare! .