Spikey Wikey, lug a heavy suitcase or three
for me
You're an awful good boy
Spikey Wikey,
so come and treat your Rarity right
Spikey Wikey, let me stick a dress pin or two in you
You're a great pincushion
Spikey Wikey,
so come and treat your Rarity right
Don't think about the fun you missed
Don't think about no other ponies,
I insist
If you wait on me hand and hoof
Then I'll give you a little kiss
Spikey Wikey, come fan a lot in my sauna spot,
I'm hot
And I need a good breeze
Spikey Wikey,
so come and treat your Rarity right
Spikey honey,
let me stomp on your little tail,
don't wail
You can handle it fine
Spikey Wikey,
so come and treat your Rarity right
Spikey cutie,
be a dear and dig up those jewels,
no drools
I'll give you one of mine
Spikey cutie,
so come and treat your Rarity right
What's that gorgeous thing I see?
It's a rare and very sparkly fire ruby
I really would admire you
If you would give that gem to me
Spikey Wikey, catch up with me and be sure to bring
my bling
Don't make a lady wait
Spikey Wikey,
so come and treat your Rarity right
Come and treat your Rarity right
Spikey,
you're nice