See, I think this trainer is far superior ;)

Vocals and Editing by me (Magpie)

The Comic:
http://subjectnumber2394.deviantart.com/art/Alternative-Trainer-289229124

"Egmont Overture" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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