Helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown is harder then you think. But fear not, I'm sure Brad is 100% up for helping her.
*RUNS FROM ANGRY FANS*

It's Germany's turn to be translated. Holy bleep on a bleep sandwich was this difficult. Not my best work but I tried my best.

Also, I had to clean it up a bit...

Drag n' come.  Figure it out yourself.

LYRICS.
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Blanked us, ate for sagging. We’re having snitch go dart.
Here then, on to seed leech. That’s all we tackled not.
Have a shot of my G’noll, hmmmmmm
Oh dear a cunt. Life n’ fear, foul bend that don’t know we’ll make ‘em straight, yeah!
Hurt must. Feel our sagging under our arm.
After fun the dear French have come this and leave an arm
Yeah they locked their own slaver on the irish kind of bet
Other Twilight have gone silence. Special underwear!

That old creep! Orange arm. Best die, yes thy children dumb.
Dammit Twilight Sparkle in a corner chugging cum.
That old creep! Orange arm. Need a date, yes I’m in one.
Damn it, on the Twilight Sparkle in the corner, chugging come.

Handle hook, catch the mid, went onto a 4chan, it’s the hit
Handle hoof, must be dear. And finally I’m a party here.
Lick your food, airish kind, Frankly, cunt fail, Les lish kite
Twilight comes and rushed inside, lesson fever right

That old creep! Orange arm. Best die, yes I steal and run.
Dammit Twilight Sparkle in a corner drag n’ come.
That old creep! Orange arm. Need a date, yes I’m in one.
Damn it, on the Twilight Sparkle in the corner, drag n’ come.
It’s like meself, a toy. yea guys I’m sick of too
In here the French have gifts, conflicted that can hurt that suit
Stand in some cement, then they won’t feel pressure to ‘scape
Come in their surely, as for thunder their annoying still.

Springed Alf, fed it lout. HEY! Here have Clannad sugar shot
Es-skeet, Iron an‘ wake. When mum says “No trout”.
Springed Alf, fed it lout. HEY! Here have Clannad sugar shot
In a corner, Trixie girl. When I’m here for trout.