Once I was preparing myself for another regular night before work
[set alarm 06:00 am]
I had no doubt that this will be just a regular night with some stuff in my dreams...
Very soon I was already nicely sleeping without any dream at all...
Suddenly I realized that I was lying on the grass under blue skies. I saw a cloud that was torn by a rainbow. Then all of a sudden...
She appeared, asking me at once my name and the reason for me lying here.
I said "Hi, Rainbow Dash" and told her that my name was %username%.
She answered it was really a strange one and wondered how it happened that I knew hers.
She said we should fly, but I answered I couldn't. She was really surprised.
So she said she will teach me to fly like a boss. I had nothing but to accept it. *gulp*
My first flight. Wasn't that bad actually...
But Rainbow Dash really helped me out. I felt really happy at that exact moment as never before. We flew a lot faster and soon were far far away...
At the end of the day we felt something growing between us.
She asked me how much time was I going to spend in Equestria. And I answered I was going to stay here forever.
She then told me a story of her childhood when some mysterious pony propheted:
Rainbow Dash should meet once a pegasus who can't fly, whose name is strange as hell and who will recognize her at once. So it was me, I embodimented the prophecy.
Dashie said I was the very pony she had been waiting for all these years. So after these words...
We confessed our love to each other...
[alarm clock ring]
Something stuck in my teeth.
It was her hair. Rainbow Dash's hair...