Pretty much the ONLY Gaben joke video you'll get out of me (as well as a bit of a green screen effect test).

This idea's been hanging around my brain for longer than it should have. And since I'm now on Spring Break, I figured I may as well give it life.
Oh, and my sincerest apologies for the quality at some points in this video. Source Recorder's been crapping out on me, due to my computer's lingering glitchiness. So I had to improvise, which is one of my specialties xP

But in all seriousness, why do you people insist on picking on Gabe Newell??
Think of it this way: he's not the one who totally nerfed the Sandvich!!!

FUCK ROBIN WALKER