Ugh. I feel like such an idiot for letting this all happen. And it's all explained here. But I guess all I really needed was a better prop back up on my feet for all this.

If you wanna keep going "boo" to this despite my explanation, then feel free to do so. It's your opinion, but I won't listen.

Thanks to infomanica, DustyOldRoses, and TurkishPhantom for the advice and the mental clearing.