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[intro music]

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[Daxflame] One day, class started, and the teacher sat on a homeless man and read Shakespeare.

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Then I looked at the back of Kevin's head.

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I saw the back of Kevin's head in front of me, and I had nothing else to do,

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so I got my cock out,

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brought my hand to it,

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slowly squeezed my fingers around it,

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and played with it for a minute.

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He didn't notice.

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"What is going on?" The teacher said.

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"I was just looking at the back of Kevin's head." I said.

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I didn't mention that I played with myself because the whole class was listening.

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"Thanks a lot." She whispered, before turning back to the textbook.

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Once again, I looked at the back of Kevin's head.

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He seemed like he didn't want me to give him a massage,

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so I decided I'd give him a massage, and got one squeeze in.

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He didn't notice.

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But I also thought that he might be playing coy, so I told myself I'd give it one more go.

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[Crunch]

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He didn't notice.

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"What is going on?" The teacher said.

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"Something." I said.

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"Really, you were doing something. You were supposed to be looking at the back of Kevin's head.

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You need to keep looking at the back of Kevin's head, or I'm gonna send you to detention."

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"Ooooo~!"

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I wasn't in the mood, and found it kind of rude,

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so I slapped the back of Kevin's head.

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He just looked at me.

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I looked at him.

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He whispered "UEEEEEEH", looking at me another moment, and then turning back around.

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He seemed like he didn't want me to slap the back of his head as I had before.

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I don't know why.

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So I ferociously slapped the back of Kevin's head again.

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[EeEeEeEeEe~]

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He twisted around, and I couldn't tell what he was going to do.

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And then the teacher sat on the back of Kevin's head and farted.

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He didn't notice.

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I felt sorry for him.

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And also bored.

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I looked at the back of Kevin's head in front of me.

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"Something." I said.

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But deep down I probably really knew it was nothing.

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And while I walked towards the door, the teacher shakes her ass in front of the homeless man.

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I glanced at her ass, and then looked at the back of Kevin's head.

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I screamed.

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"UuueeeRRR--EEEE!"

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I don't know why.

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and slammed the back of Kevin's head with my textbook.

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"Thanks a lot." he whispered.

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He seemed like he appreciated my actions.

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After class, I apologized to the back of Kevin's head for the way I'd acted.

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He didn't notice.

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[Bzzzzzz]

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I immediately regretted my actions.

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[outro music] The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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The back of Kevin's head. 🎵

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[Bzzzzzz]

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[Kevin] Thanks a lot.

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[Daxflame] I looked at the front of Kevin's head.

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He noticed.

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[Organ fanfare]

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[Daxflame] My mom's an

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IDIOT!

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Wraah!

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Ueeh.