Soon, every pony will know
that the great Trixie Lulamoon
is the most powerful unicorn
in all of Equestria!
She's the one who has vanquished an Ursa Major
Stood up against dragons and other such creatures
Thus winning the hearts of the Hoofington folk
They swoo-ed and the swayed whenever she spoke
Now Trixie's back in full force
Still Great and Powerful of course
This beautiful mind is one of a kind
There's nothing I cannot contrive
So don't you see the remarkable Trixie's
The greatest magician alive
You're amazing
We mean it
You are superb and almighty supreme
Celestia should put you in high esteem
Oh Trixie
The rest fall behind
To Trixie
Equestria's greatest equine
Thank you
But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar
Trixie's had her share of adversity
Thanks to that miserable second rate unicorn
Twilight Sparkle
Ever since that purple-headed pipsqueak
Utterly spoiled my good name
I... I haven't had a moment's peace of mind
But all that's in the past
This time, nothing, not even Sparkle can stand in my way
All will bow before Trixie
Even louder
We'll shout it
No one can doubt what you know you can do
Who can ever live up to you?
Oh Trixie
You're truly divine
To Trixie
Equestria's greatest equine