SUNSET SHIMMER: Bruh, I'm
deadass hungry right now.
(PHONE RINGING)
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Yeah, pizza, what you want?
SUNSET: Lemme get, uhhhhhhh...
BONELESS PIZZA
with a 2 litre of Coke.
TWILIGHT: Fuck kind of pizza?
And 2L MACHINE BROKE
We got 1L though.
SUNSET: Fuck you mean, B?
TWILIGHT: (SWALLOWING FOOD) SUNSET: (over phone) Aight, look.
Lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
TWILIGHT: Uhh, pizza don't got bone on it.
SUNSET: The fuck did I just say then?
TWILIGHT: You said LEMME GET IT BONELESS
(over phone) Like pizza got a damn bone in it.
SUNSET: Y'ALL GOT BONES IN YA SHIT THEN
TWILIGHT: Nah!
SUNSET: So what's the problem?
TWILIGHT: DICKHEAD
Name one pizza that got bone in it.
SUNSET: JUST DON'T PUT THEM SHITS IN MY PIZZA, BRUH
How many times I gotta say it?
TWILIGHT: Bruh, just explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless.
SUNSET: If it don't got bone in it,
it's BONELESS
TWILIGHT: Son, what school you go to?
SUNSET: Dog, I don't understand the problem.
Just make my shit BONELESS
DEADASS
TWILIGHT: I'M DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS PIZZA
(cutoff prevention)