PINKIE PIE: Tom.
Do you ever wonder if there are parallel universes?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: No.
TWILIGHT CLONE: Wanna practice kissing?
TWILIGHT: Yep.
TWILIGHT: [Exclaims] Oh, it's a bear! It's a bear!
TWILIGHT: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
PINKIE: Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Yup, she's dead.
PINKIE: Hey, what's the time?
TWILIGHT: Time you got a watch.
PINKIE: The hell's a watch?
TWILIGHT: I don't know!
[Speaking in Polish] PINKIE: Bananowy zad jest najlepszym kucykiem, OK? (Banana butt is the best pony, OK?)
TWILIGHT: Klamiesz! (You're lying!)
PINKIE: Mam strusie stopy. (I have ostrich feet.)
TWILIGHT: [Gasps]
PINKIE: [Exclaims]
PINKIE: Help. I'm... stuck on the ceiling. BLU SPY: [Laughing]
PINKIE: Is there a dinosaur in here?
TWILIGHT: I don't know, but that's entirely possible.
TWILIGHT: I'm so sorry! I'm so-- [Kazotsky Kick plays in background]
TWILIGHT: Look, I got a new blender!
[Explosion]
PINKIE: Told you there were parallel universes.
ALTERNATE TWILIGHT: Wanna practice kissing?
TWILIGHT: [Laughs] Yeah!