So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all, but oh dear...
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long, and THANKS
For all the fish
The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets,
we thought that most of you were sweet,
especially tiny-tots and your pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long,
so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learned to sing:
Come one and all
man and mammal
side by side in life's great gene pool
So long, so long, so long, so long
so long, so long, so long, so long...
So long, so long and THANKS
for all the fiiiiish