No joke, it took too long to edit this done because I decided to be a dummy and close Audacity without saving any edits or progress right as I was about to save...after editing all the audio together just the way I wanted it. Oh well, I didn't need to sleep anyway.

My Twitter is @L1ghtningRunner

The fanfic: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/290772/how-to-train-your-cat-bird

An MP3 of this reading: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/dxgoswxuxgsdc9e/Cat-bird.mp3

Music used:
Hard Edge (aka TRAG) OST 01: First Mission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B7wAfa1984

The Sims 1 Soundtrack: Buy Mode 01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=399YneFTwh0

Buy Mode 03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4_Oz1U-NI

Buy Mode 04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKUyE2peDw

Neighborhood 01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j2PpZKIJw

Killing Floor Soundtrack 08: Pathogen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK1v23Ztj0g

MLP:FiM Background Music: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Go Crusading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOY69M6-f5I