Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I'm the princess of a town called Bel Mare.
In West Fillydelphia born and raised, In the library was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all reading some books that came out of the school, When a couple of colts who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my *NEIGH*borhood. I got in one little fight and Celestia got scared
And said "You're movin' with the Apple Family in Bel Mare".
I whistled for a cab and when Derpy came past,
She said "Muffins" and she had bubbles on her ass.
If anything I could say that this girl was rare,
But I thought, "No, forget it... Yo homes, to Bel Mare".
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the Pegasus, "Smell ya later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne, the Princess of Bel Mare.