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Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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Book. Book book book book book.

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BOOK BOOK BOOOK!

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It's like a mask. It's like "I am Book Mare!"

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::humming of Batman themesong::

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At a young age, I was in a horrible accident that transformed me into half book.

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Gifted with supreme knowledge, but I'm slightly flammable.

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Whoa. I forgot about that.

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Ahh!

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I separated his soul.

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Learning!

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They're all excited for the cutting.

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Ohh ho ho!

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Oh Jesus!

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::Tim Allen grunts::

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Uwaaa!

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Bow! Mwaa!

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Mwa huh huh ha.

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It just wants food. Got any food?

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Gimme num nums... num nums...

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That's like the face of "Eat your damn vegetables"

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Peek-a-boo.

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It's like a dog that just got... we just gave some meat and doesn't want to give it back

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And is just like "grrrrrrr".

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GRRRRRR. GRRR.

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I was tasked with making a picture from a certain model and that model is drunk Rainbow Dash! Yay!

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Nah, actually it's Tempest we're gonna do.

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::kissy sounds::

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::evil laugh::

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God, that scared me.

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She's very happy.

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::more evil laughing::

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Uwaa!

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Pudding. UWGHHAA.

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Delicious ham sandwiches.

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Derpy is traveling through time.

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She is in the super position. She is both in the trash can and not.

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Doesn't know what to do.

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Woohh!

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That's Fluttershy.

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Fluttershy!

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Look, he's so adorable!

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Yay Steelhooves!

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Upsies. Upsies!

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This was not the correct way to the meeting room.

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So he... So he went back.

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We're going to invade your land, go BOOM BOOM BOOM and make you are pathetic SLAVES!

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Are you happy for your horse?

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She's like a little... looks a little messed up.

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Hold on...

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::background laughter::

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What the hell is that?

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::"Highway to the Danger Zone" playing::

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Boys and girls...

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It's free candy

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It's time! For free candy!

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It's alcohol. It's candy!

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"It's booze not candy."

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Don't read the astericks. You're supposed to be lured in by its charms.

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Sometimes you have too much time on your hands.

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::"Highway to the Danger Zone" still playing::

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Guitar solo!

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Okay