WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.960 --> 00:00:02.080 Take my spoon. 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:03.720 Take my spoon! 00:00:05.420 --> 00:00:06.340 Feed to dragon! 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:08.820 ::Laughing:: 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:14.360 There are questions. 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:18.120 There's your waifu. 00:00:24.720 --> 00:00:27.840 Derpy... has a problem 00:00:28.700 --> 00:00:31.160 Her ears... ahhhhhhh. Boingggg. 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.940 She's like "Mmm microscopes." 00:00:35.420 --> 00:00:37.540 Mmmm, you touched my tra-la-la. 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:38.640 Microscopes... 00:00:38.940 --> 00:00:41.760 Microscopes! 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:45.780 ::Laughing:: 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:47.500 Smoochie smoochie! 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:49.560 Oh dear lord. 00:00:51.900 --> 00:00:53.540 Oh, now it went back to weird. 00:00:54.900 --> 00:00:56.520 Bye. Bye! 00:00:57.300 --> 00:01:10.640 ♫ Ave Maria ♫ 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.640 Did you just post this to Ave Maria? 00:01:15.360 --> 00:01:18.200 Did you just f***ing post it to Ave Maria? 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:22.620 What Jay? 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:24.780 Next time I see you both... 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:27.400 I'm going to come to your apartment... 00:01:27.780 --> 00:01:29.140 with that frying pan... 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:31.980 and I'm going to treat you just like you treated my waifu. 00:01:32.600 --> 00:01:33.100 Okay? 00:01:33.360 --> 00:01:34.160 Alright, sorry. ::hangup:: 00:01:34.660 --> 00:01:35.900 ::Laughing:: 00:01:36.060 --> 00:01:37.800 Uh, I don't know what happened there. 00:01:38.360 --> 00:01:42.560 It somehow cut off. I heard something about a waifu and a frying pan. 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:44.520 We went through a tunnel, Jay. I'm sorry. 00:01:44.520 --> 00:01:45.760 He said "Ha ha ha ha" 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:48.580 You just have a f***ing model for Aku? 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:50.260 What the hell? 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:54.940 Where did you f***ing just pull that from? 00:01:55.380 --> 00:01:58.400 ::Laughing:: 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:03.880 How did you just pull that out of your ass? Why do you have a model of Aku? 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:09.440 Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup. 00:02:10.220 --> 00:02:12.220 Uh huh. Uh huh. 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:13.760 Yay! 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:17.080 Ride the pony. 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:19.520 ♫ Wendy's makes 'em fresh each day. ♫ 00:02:19.880 --> 00:02:22.380 ♫ Serves some love to you hot off the grill! ♫ 00:02:22.380 --> 00:02:23.800 ♫ 256 ways! ♫ 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.520 ♫ The way a good restaurant will. ♫ 00:02:27.920 --> 00:02:29.220 Big... big fight... 00:02:30.720 --> 00:02:34.360 'Cause Lyra sat on her... on her cupcakes. 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:41.940 All right, look at that. There, you got your... you got your flower/food fight. 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:45.220 Errrrrr. 00:02:49.920 --> 00:02:50.560 Whatcha doin'? 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:58.680 ♫ And I say WAAAAYYYYY OHHHH! ♫ 00:02:58.980 --> 00:03:01.400 ♫ WAAAYYYY OHHHHH ♫ 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:05.360 ::Laughing:: 00:03:07.860 --> 00:03:09.300 Kinda really looks like Yoshi. 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:10.640 Yoshi! 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:16.560 Jay Leno pony. 00:03:17.880 --> 00:03:19.880 Get in the... get in the corner Scootaloo. 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:21.540 Dumb. 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:22.760 Go away. 00:03:22.760 --> 00:03:24.760 ::Laughing:: 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:27.020 Just imagine like the whiteboard marker sounds going... 00:03:27.020 --> 00:03:31.020 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 00:03:31.020 --> 00:03:31.520 ::bonk:: 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:34.300 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 00:03:35.140 --> 00:03:36.600 Why do you f***ing have this? 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:37.400 HELP ME! 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:38.860 ::Laughing:: 00:03:38.860 --> 00:03:39.740 HELP ME! 00:03:40.900 --> 00:03:41.580 Help me! 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:44.100 Does he have a pucker? 00:03:44.100 --> 00:03:45.800 ::Laughing:: 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:46.560 Oh! 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:50.580 He's on the... he is on the stuff ooooh dear. 00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:52.340 Oooooohhhhhhhh! 00:03:53.220 --> 00:03:54.160 FOOLISH! 00:03:54.160 --> 00:03:56.360 ::Laughing:: 00:04:00.760 --> 00:04:14.420 ♫ Liberi Fatali ♫ 00:04:14.540 --> 00:04:17.100 She is so... F***ING buff. 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.660 She has been to the gym at least 3 times. 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:25.120 She'll get ya. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:27.220 It's a little windmill action there. 00:04:27.220 --> 00:04:31.640 Yeah, she's gotta... she's gotta... that's uh, she's gotta be angry because that's what they do. 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.520 Um it's because of all the steroids. 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:36.120 She's so angry. 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:37.600 Oh, no, not her eye. 00:04:37.620 --> 00:04:39.260 She's... she's almost too angry. 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:40.960 Bring back the anger. 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:43.720 Father of grace. Help us all. 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:47.400 ::Laughing:: 00:04:47.400 --> 00:04:47.920 Wait... 00:04:48.500 --> 00:04:50.780 I know how to... I know how to make this better. 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:55.980 ::Laughing:: 00:04:57.420 --> 00:04:57.920 ::Snort:: 00:04:58.440 --> 00:05:00.240 You're going to make him choke. 00:05:01.560 --> 00:05:03.300 Yeah, see Cheerilee? That's what you get. 00:05:04.200 --> 00:05:08.560 Run away from the kids... and you get... bone-itis. 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:13.020 She's... she'll get through. She'll pull through. 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.900 Yup. She can... ah... 00:05:17.620 --> 00:05:19.620 She can pull through. 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:24.620 Hello! 00:05:26.200 --> 00:05:26.700 Hey-yo! 00:05:27.060 --> 00:05:29.060 ::Laughing:: 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:38.180 ♫ Da Da Da ♫ 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.100 AAAAAAA-KUUUUUU!! 00:05:43.100 --> 00:05:44.420 ::Laughing:: 00:05:44.420 --> 00:05:45.200 Oh shi... 00:05:45.200 --> 00:05:47.660 Oh shit!. We're getting into nightmare territory. 00:05:47.660 --> 00:05:48.920 Don't do it. NOOOOO! 00:05:49.420 --> 00:05:51.060 Back it... back it off! 00:05:51.400 --> 00:05:52.240 Back it off! 00:05:52.720 --> 00:05:53.940 What is this?! 00:05:54.820 --> 00:05:59.040 Thee foolish samurai warrior! 00:05:59.280 --> 00:06:00.320 ::Lip smacks:: 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:03.100 ::Lip smacks:: 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:06.440 Hiiii. 00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:07.600 Argo... 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:09.600 You want some candy? 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:12.300 ::Laughing:: 00:06:13.060 --> 00:06:13.760 Huh? 00:06:14.420 --> 00:06:16.620 ::Laughing:: 00:06:16.620 --> 00:06:17.480 Kyle's lost it. 00:06:17.740 --> 00:06:18.960 Back it off... 00:06:19.320 --> 00:06:20.700 Baaaack it off... 00:06:21.100 --> 00:06:21.800 Candy... 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:23.800 ::Laughing:: 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:26.060 Sweet candy... 00:06:27.340 --> 00:06:28.580 ::Unintelligle Kyle noises:: 00:06:28.580 --> 00:06:30.580 ::Laughing:: 00:06:31.340 --> 00:06:32.120 Hi Kyle. 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:37.420 Wanna be friends? 00:06:39.020 --> 00:06:41.020 Come over and give me a big smooch! 00:06:41.500 --> 00:06:42.240 No.... 00:06:45.180 --> 00:06:48.940 ::Laughing:: 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.000 We have lost the Kyle. 00:06:52.320 --> 00:06:53.920 ::Laughing:: 00:06:56.900 --> 00:06:58.700 Kyle is losing it! 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:00.000 ::Unintelligible Kyle noises:: 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:03.480 ::Laughing:: 00:07:04.740 --> 00:07:06.020 That f***ing face... 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:07.620 ::Laughing:: 00:07:08.400 --> 00:07:09.060 Hey baby. 00:07:09.500 --> 00:07:10.260 Hey baby? 00:07:10.960 --> 00:07:12.000 Super serious. 00:07:14.180 --> 00:07:16.900 ::Laughing:: 00:07:16.900 --> 00:07:17.500 DAH! 00:07:19.020 --> 00:07:19.720 DAH!! 00:07:22.060 --> 00:07:22.800 DAH!!! 00:07:24.200 --> 00:07:26.200 Woo woo. Woo woo. 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:28.680 All right. I'm sane. 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:30.700 I'm sane. 00:07:31.660 --> 00:07:32.880 I'm over it. I'm over... 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:37.420 ::Laughing:: 00:07:37.420 --> 00:07:39.040 I don't know if you are. 00:07:39.760 --> 00:07:40.740 Want some puddin'? 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:43.080 Puddin' pops? 00:07:43.900 --> 00:07:44.560 Mmmm! 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:47.280 Just like Mama makes 'em.