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[Trumpet noises]

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[More trumpet noises]

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Sister

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Why hast thou made such noise

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Sister

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Thou needth an instructor

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Alas, thou has brought shame to the kingdom

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So now go moon 1000 years bye bye banish time

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Sry k thx

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Sister

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Thou art such a dick

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Sister

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Thou art only jealous thy musical talent

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We could totally taketh thou 1v1

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Cometh at me bro

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[Twilight reading a book on how to cook dragons]

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[Realizes Spike is a dragon]

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[Shopping list]

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[Attempts to subdue target]

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[Letter from Celestia] Go to Ponyville. Kthx. pc

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Damn it

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Twilight: CHANGLING ATTACK!   

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Twilight: Spike! Do the fire breath SWOOSH thing!

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...

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Twilight: You're fired.

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I am on a mountain

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Why am I on a mountain

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I am cold. Somepony get me down.

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Or atleast bring me a coat

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And mittens

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Oh crap, Luna is back

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THOU HAST RETURNTH

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BEHOLD THY RIGHT LEG

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AND TRUMPET ARMY

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We be pirates now

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Give us your booty (lol booty)

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[Threatening trumpet sounds]

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We fear you have misunderstood our wishes. We have learned of our misguided ways and wish to atone for our past misdeeds. Allow us but a chance to showth thou that we have become humbled, just and kind. Our soul hath been cleansed by the shining light of the moon and wishes for nothing else then to walk the land once again under the fair golden light of our sister. We, too, could become the best of companions and walk together, side by side.  I ask for thou to open thy heart and giveth mercy.

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tldr;

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f&$#

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[Adorable cannon sound]

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glomp

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NMM: I smell tacos

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[plbbt]

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[POP]

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Luna: Now I want tacos

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Closed Captions brought to you by: my boredom.

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Seriously, the video is over

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Wait! No it isn't! Super secret ending time!

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lol just kidding.