CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE!
WE HAVE GRACED YOUR TINY VILLAGE WITH OUR PRESENCE THIS NIGHT...
...SO THAT YOU MIGHT BEHOLD THE REAL PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!
My actual name is...
Twilight Sparkle.
IT WAS THOU WHO UNLEASHED THE POWERS OF HARMONY...
...AND TOOK AWAY OUR DARK POWERS!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE HATH SPOKEN OF THE SWEETNESS OF THY VOICE.
WE ASK, THOU TEACHEST TO US TO SPEAK AS THOU SPEAKEST!
Okay...
SHALL OUR LESSONS BEGIN?
Okay...
SHALL WE MIMIC THY VOICE?
Okay...
LIKE THIS?
Perfect. Lesson over.
Is...it...better...now ?
Now you're getting it.
And... is it better now ?
Yes! Well done.
AH, THANK YOU, DEAR FLUTTERSHY!
OUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE SHALL SURELY...
...WIN US THE HEARTS OF THY FELLOW VILLAGERS.
NAY, CHILDREN, WAIT!
I mean... nay, children, wait.
Ha ha! It's even more funny !
My backside has been gobbled!
'Tis a lie!
Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!
SINCE YOU CHOOSE TO FEAR YOUR PRINCESS RATHER THAN LOVE HER...
...AND DISHONOR HER WITH THIS INSULTING CELEBRATION...
...WE DECREE THAT NIGHTMARE NIGHT SHALL BE CANCELED!
FOREVER!
Child. Are thou saying that thou...
...want me to scare you again ?
Oh yes ! It's really fun ! Scary, but fun !
It... is?
Yeah! Nightmare Night is my favorite night of the year.
Well then. I shall come back next year.
I SHALL COME BACK FOR NIGHTMARE NIGHT !
You're my favorite princess ever!