WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:03.100
UMR! Hey! UMR! Hey!

00:00:03.100 --> 00:00:04.500
I'm not an uma, it's UMARU!

00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:06.500
UMR! Hey! UMR! Hey!

00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:07.100
I'm not an uma!

00:00:07.100 --> 00:00:11.000
Now's the time to give it my all... I'm putting in 100%

00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:12.000
Some more...

00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:12.900
Some more...

00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:14.500
There's plenty more fun to be had.

00:00:14.500 --> 00:00:17.900
Doesn't matter what happens if you think I'm the best!!!

00:00:17.900 --> 00:00:20.000
I'm living a NEET sister life...

00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.000
Kakushinteki Metamaruphose!
Himouto!Umaru-chan OP1

00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000
Kakushinteki Metamaruphose!
Himouto!Umaru-chan OP1
English Cover by Shellah

00:00:26.900 --> 00:00:29.900
I'm home sweet home time to put on my hood,

00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.900
Now's the time to be lazy, playing all the games I could.

00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.000
I'm at bliss, you see: these potato chips and me,

00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:39.300
Spending all night staring at my favourite RPG.

00:00:39.400 --> 00:00:39.900
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage
 
The problem seems to be caused by the folowing file: outofcola.sys
 
SESSIONS_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
 
If this is the first time you've see this Stop eror screen,
restart your computer. If this screen appears again, you're probably screwed.
But follow these steps:
 
Check to make sure you haven't spilled any potato chips into your graphics card or fan.
If not, ask your Onii-chan for any new system components
manga, or video games you may require to add to your collection.
 
If he refuses, cry and whine at the top of your kawaii punk-ass voice until he gives in. Disable all of his own electronics till your baby is restored.
If you REALLY need to use Ohime Mode to take your final stand, close your eyes, imagine the best girl in the world and become the Ohime herself.
 
Technical information:
 
*** STOP: 0x520a0246 (0x75a6c321, 0x4e2vgnt9, 0x1e2f302b, 0x0a4db00g)
 
*** umaru.sys - Address 0x02um4r00 base at 0x42c0s69b, DateStamp 7aa338c1

00:00:39.900 --> 00:00:46.300
Shining in the sunlight, like a pure blooming peony... She's delicate and beautiful like a white lily...

00:00:46.300 --> 00:00:49.700
Such a graceful highschool girl, she's perfect... JK

00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:53.220
As I crash through the door, the time as come to transform!

00:00:53.220 --> 00:00:54.360
As I crash through the door, the time as come to transform!
So now...

00:00:54.400 --> 00:00:56.440
As I crash through the door, the time as come to transform!
So now...
Time to sloth around!

00:00:56.840 --> 00:01:00.000
Now's the time to action this combo; as I eat, sleep, and play!

00:01:00.420 --> 00:01:03.480
Repeat, repeat; for gaming means the world to me!

00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:06.940
Onii-chan may get mad and shout at me,

00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:11.000
But still I know, I'll get whatever way I want.

00:01:11.260 --> 00:01:13.620
I'll whine and cry; I'm spoiled every day!

00:01:13.620 --> 00:01:15.660
But that is just my love for you...

00:01:15.660 --> 00:01:17.460
UMR! Hey! UMR! Hey!

00:01:17.460 --> 00:01:19.120
I'm not an uma, it's UMARU!

00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:21.120
UMR! Hey! UMR! Hey!

00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:22.380
I'm not an uma, it's UMARU!

00:01:22.380 --> 00:01:23.900
I'm not an uma, it's UMARU!
YAY!

00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:25.160
That's all for now!

00:01:25.160 --> 00:01:44.060
Song has been pitched. Check description for original download link!
P.S Subscribe to Shellah!

