I'll put on this hat and sail the seven seas And no other Pirate's gonna mess with me
I'll put on this helmet and launch into space And meet an exotic new alien race
Snap back to find it's just a day dream What can I say?
I'm just a hayseed There's adventure out there somewhere that
one day I'll find But until then I've got millions of ideas
to try
I'll take on this quest and be a knight so brave
And rescue the princess from a dragon's cave I'll put on this badge, I'm the law in the
west "Not so fast bandits, you're under arrest!"