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♪♪

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[rabbit bouncing]
Bounce bounce bounce bounce

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[roaring jet engine]

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♪♪

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[rabbit shakes]

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[uptempo rock music]

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[prop aircraft engine]

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(offscreen voice #1)
Do a barrel roll!

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(offscreen voice #2)
Nope!

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[plane sounds]

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[flapping wings]
Flap flap flap

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[surprised gay sound]

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♪♪

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[stupidly]
Duuuuuuhhh...

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♪♪

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[woosh]

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[plane noises]

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[plane noises slow down]

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[bangs]

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[music slows and stops]

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[car skidding]

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[car crash]

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Fuck me.

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I hope nobody [mumbling]...

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So that that feel like
Christmas wrap up.

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Being a faggot is
much better than-

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[rhythmic fapping noises]

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(offscreen voice)
This is actually some anon who's
beating his meat.

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Oh.
[giggles]

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[Anon singing
"Another Adventure"]

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♪ Lost inside ♪

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♪ The thought of
a journey ♪

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♪ I can't hide from the danger
around me ♪

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♪ But I know that it
will be alright ♪

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♪ I'm not alone, my friends
are by my side ♪

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♪♪

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♪ When I look around ♪

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♪ I see the world
falling apart slowly ♪

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♪ But with another glance I see ♪

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♪ My friends are always ready
to be there for me ♪

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♪ Sometimes life gets hard ♪

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♪ And I know people get hurt ♪

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♪ But with my friends
at my side ♪

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♪ I'm ready to take on
the adventure ♪♪

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[exasperated]
Oh God damn, it's Breeze Rider.

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[flapping wings]

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Hey Doodlecute, what's up?

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Dude, Breeze Rider,

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you still haven't cleared
the fucking hill yet?

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Well, ya know,

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I ain't doing it.

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Breeze, you-
fucking serious, dude,

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what if the fucking
LA Noir family
says something?

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♪♪

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Those niggers?

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Nah. They won't even notice.

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[marching and plane sounds]

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(Breeze Rider)
[making retarded noises]

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[plane noises fade out]

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[thinking]
Well, you finally made me
kill you, mother.

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[sighs]

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[thinking]
I told you
I would never stop clopping.

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[blanket falls]

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One day they'll find out.

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I know it.

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Until then,

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[music fades out]

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I'll fuck your corpse!

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[blows out candle]

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[door creaks, bangs shut]

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[hoofs clopping]

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After all, isn't that
some special day?

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[hoofs clopping]

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[Appuls singing
"The Twin Song"]

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I'm turning nine tonight.

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♪♪

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Happy Birthday, Dusk.

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♪♪

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♪ Time to explore
all the secrets ♪

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♪ Today I am
a kid no more ♪

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♪ This destiny
calls out to me ♪

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♪ After those years,
I'll smile and soar ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I'll follow the path
and the hoofsteps ♪

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♪ Left behind
by my great-grandfather ♪

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♪ I'll discover what
my grandfather did ♪

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♪ To gain such
a huge power ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Today, I start my journey ♪

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♪ Never to stop until I find ♪

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♪ What has happened to my father ♪

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♪ Who I am and my peace of mind ♪

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♪♪

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[speaking]
Illusions? Dark powers?

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What a shame.

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♪♪

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I expected something...
different.

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♪♪

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I can work with that.

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♪♪

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♪ Of course you do ♪

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♪ My little one ♪

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♪ Don't be afraid,
for you are me ♪

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♪ Pleased to meet ya,
and this will be so fun ♪

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♪ And we are just
two friends to be ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Well I am the price
for those powers ♪

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♪ Invincible?
That is a fact ♪

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♪ I'll borrow that body
of ours ♪

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♪ Don't go thinking
you can fight back ♪

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(as Dusk)
♪ I won't let you,
you mean monster ♪

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♪ I doubt that friend,
just look at me ♪

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♪ You are the student
and I am the master ♪

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♪ So sit down, freeze,
and let me be! ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Who do you think I am,
you weakling? ♪

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♪ You are just a toy
in my hoof ♪

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♪ Oh of all the magic
I am the king ♪

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♪ And your demise
will be the proof! ♪

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[manical laughter]

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[speaking]
I must admit,

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I'm having quite a good time!

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♪ Today's "foreclast":
Black clouds ♪

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♪ Witness the return
of the curse ♪

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♪ Celestia's blind
and won't notice ♪

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♪ The threat that will make
all things...worse! ♪

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♪ Turn off the lights ♪

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♪ Run away! ♪

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♪ Hide yourself far! ♪

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♪ Gallop and flee! ♪

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♪ I will catch you,
you are my prey ♪

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♪ Powerless to stop uh
what you see ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Hear my words
and be afraid ♪

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♪ There will soon be
no place to hide ♪

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♪ From the shadows and the terror ♪

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♪ They will all fall
with darkness on... ♪

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♪ ...my side! ♪

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♪ My side! ♪

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♪ I've got all the darkness
on my side! ♪♪

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[screams wordlessly]

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[laughing maniacally]

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Next nigger, please.

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[hoofs clopping]

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Ah, Mister Brave.
How are you doing?

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I have a bad case of diarrhea.

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[sticks out tongue]

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Glad to see your putting
all those Mexicans to good use.

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Brains and balls.

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And insurance. Heh heh.

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Come the fuck on, you know
I'm not like that.

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Oh my God bitch, I know.

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Otherwise, I'd be the first
to let you know.

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Anyway, you seem a
lot less shittier
than usual today.

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[loud noise]

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What was that?

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[wind noises]

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It's...a penis.

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[wind noises]

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And it seems to be a big one.

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Niggers are flying everywhere.

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What's going on?

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(Breeze Rider)
♪ The wind is pushing me ♪♪

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At this rate,

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[screaming]

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the air is going to damage
all of Horse Town.

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Any idea how to remove?

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Well, I'm not sure telling
any jokes will do the trick.

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[laugh track]

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I have a feeling this wind
is magical.

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(Mister Brave)
Hmm, Iris,

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if the wind is magical,
could you detect its source?

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I...think it's coming
from the forest.

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[wind noises]

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Alright then.

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Stay safe and I'll go and see
what's happening.

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Bon voyage, faggots.

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♪♪

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[loud galloping and wind noises]

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♪♪

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(Mister Brave)
[thinking]
♪ Gotta go fast! ♪

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[thinking]
♪ Gotta go fast! ♪

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[thinking]
♪ Gotta go faster, faster
faster, faster, faster! ♪

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[thinking]
♪ Woooo! ♪♪

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Oi, you there! Stop!

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[brakes squealing]

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Doodle dick.

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Sir Brave, am I ever glad
to see you.

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My friend
Star Whistle's in here.

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Something's terribly wrong.

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She doesn't seem well.

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She's surrounded by
some kind of magical field.

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I request your assistance.

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Don't worry, my fedora
will give me strength.

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[woosh]

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Star, hang on, we're coming!

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[whispering]
Help, I'm trapped
in a shitty fan episode.

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[dramatic music and wind noises]

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[woosh]

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[Doodlecute screams]

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You better fucking stop
that autism right now

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or I am going to come here
and grab that ass.

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[dramatic music and wind noises]

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[woosh]

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Rape time, baby.

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[dramatic music and wind noises]

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[woosh]

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[woosh]

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[woosh]

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[dramatic music and wind noises]

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[horse noises]

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[calming music]

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(offscreen voice)
Ahh! Ah! [gasps]

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(offscreen voice)
Get some leaves!

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[offscreen laughter]

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(offscreen voice)
You do what you can.

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Oh my head, who raped me?

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(offscreen voice)
♪ Tell me quickly, ♪

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♪ what's the story? ♪

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♪ Who saw what
and why and where? ♪

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♪ Let him give
a full description ♪

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♪ Let him answer
to Javert ♪♪

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[kazoo playing charge fanfare]

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Please clop.

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Is anypony

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wanting to hear a joke?

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Everything is fine.

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(Doodlecute)
She stole it officer, I saw her.

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♪ She will answer
for her actions ♪♪

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I was asked to study that ring.

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When I touched it,
my magic got out of control.

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Then, I just don't know
what happened.

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(Mister Brave)
It's okay,Star Whistler.

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Everything's fine now.

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♪ If you make a full report,
you may rest assured, Monsieur ♪

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♪ That she will answer
to the court ♪♪

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(Breeze Rider)
Yai, isn't that the crest
of the DeNoir?

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I know where they live!

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Maybe we should pay
them a visit.

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Maybe they know what's going on!

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Sounds like a good idea.

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I'll send the ring to the castle

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with a warning so nopony else
gets hurt.

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Vamonos juntos.

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Yo tengo un mal sentimento
para esta cosa.

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(Star Whistle)
The princess gave me
the cock ring this morning.

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It was magical so it turned me
into a mare.

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[hoofs clopping]
[insect noises]

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I wish I was dead.

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[hoofs clopping]
[insect noises]

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(Breeze Rider)
Girls, we're queer!

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(Doodlecute)
Sheeeit, what in the name
of my pregnant cousin

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am I looking at?

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Some unnatural ooga booga magic?

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[slide whistle]

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[speaking Silesian]

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[sighs]

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[speaking Moonspeak]

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[hoofs clopping]
[insect noises]

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[thunder]

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(Bird)
Does my bird cloaca turn you on,
senpai?

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Well, it's as ugly as it seemed.

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[crows cawing]

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We should tend
to the sick animals.

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Alright.

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Mister Brave,

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could you come with us please?

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I'm not sure what
we're gonna find.

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We should start
the investigation

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before things go too far.

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I'll go with you.

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Since none of you fucks
are master race,

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looks like I'll have to go, too.

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♪♪

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[loud bang]

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FBI, drop the child porn!

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Eyah, real smart, you dumb fuck.

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I bet he's all willing
to see us now.

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Stop it guys, pwease.

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We got other shit to do, uhhh.

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(Breeze Rider)
Nah man, I'm
way too retarded for this shit!

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♪♪

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[sighs]

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[clopping hoofs approaching]

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Yo, who dere nigga?

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♪♪

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It's us, bitch.

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♪♪

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[insect noises]

00:12:31.125 --> 00:12:32.000
Were you scared?

00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:32.708 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:12:32.708 --> 00:12:35.458
[groans]
I shit my pants.

00:12:35.458 --> 00:12:37.083
[insect noises]

00:12:37.083 --> 00:12:39.416
Well don't look at me
like that, you huge bitch.

00:12:39.916 --> 00:12:41.291
Not my fault you're a pussy.

00:12:42.208 --> 00:12:45.291
Oh my God, is anyone here not
a massive retard?

00:12:45.875 --> 00:12:48.708
[laughs]
I hope so, someone's
gotta stop this shit.

00:12:48.708 --> 00:12:52.166
[insect noises]

00:12:52.166 --> 00:12:53.166
[thunder]

00:12:53.166 --> 00:12:54.791 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:12:54.791 --> 00:12:57.125
So the memes are
behind this door?

00:12:57.791 --> 00:12:58.791
Well...

00:12:58.791 --> 00:12:59.958
What?
[she smacks him]

00:12:59.958 --> 00:13:00.958
You're just going to break
the door and

00:13:00.958 --> 00:13:02.083
shout!

00:13:02.083 --> 00:13:03.083
Let me try.

00:13:03.083 --> 00:13:04.333
(offscreen voice)
The main thunder.

00:13:04.333 --> 00:13:05.833
(offscreen voice)
The striking thunder.

00:13:05.833 --> 00:13:06.916
(offscreen voice)
The big thunder.

00:13:06.916 --> 00:13:08.458
(offscreen voice)
Thunder up, baby.

00:13:08.458 --> 00:13:10.083 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:13:10.083 --> 00:13:11.500
♪ Hello? ♪♪

00:13:12.791 --> 00:13:15.416
[dramatic impact music]

00:13:15.708 --> 00:13:17.291
Oh shit man, sorry, wrong room.

00:13:17.833 --> 00:13:18.875
♪ Thunder ♪

00:13:19.166 --> 00:13:20.166
♪ Thunder ♪

00:13:20.166 --> 00:13:21.166
♪ Thunder ♪♪

00:13:21.166 --> 00:13:22.958
[loud knocking]
FBI, open up!

00:13:22.958 --> 00:13:24.583 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:13:24.583 --> 00:13:26.541
[sputtering]
Huh?

00:13:26.541 --> 00:13:28.041
[sputtering]
I'm way too evil for that.

00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:29.833
Huh?
Huh?

00:13:29.833 --> 00:13:32.791 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:13:32.791 --> 00:13:33.791
[spits]

00:13:34.333 --> 00:13:35.625
[coughs]

00:13:35.625 --> 00:13:39.666
Freeze?
I'm way too evil for that.

00:13:39.666 --> 00:13:41.250
He sounds dangerous, man.

00:13:41.250 --> 00:13:43.166
Must be the giant penis.

00:13:43.166 --> 00:13:44.583
Any idea how to fuck it?

00:13:44.583 --> 00:13:49.666
Dude, like, wha?
Where am I?

00:13:49.666 --> 00:13:51.000 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:53.041
[dramatic music builds]

00:13:53.041 --> 00:13:55.375
[Dusk groans, mouth noises]

00:13:55.375 --> 00:13:58.291
If you want my scepter, baby,
come catch it.

00:13:58.291 --> 00:13:59.291 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:13:59.333 --> 00:14:00.458
[guard pony screams]

00:14:00.458 --> 00:14:02.291
[very loud noise]

00:14:02.291 --> 00:14:03.291
Donut!

00:14:03.291 --> 00:14:07.250
[moaning]

00:14:07.250 --> 00:14:08.583
[buzzer]

00:14:09.375 --> 00:14:10.458
Awwwwwwww.

00:14:10.458 --> 00:14:12.333 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:14:12.333 --> 00:14:13.458
Let go!

00:14:13.458 --> 00:14:15.375
It's no use!

00:14:15.375 --> 00:14:21.250
I will...stay...in control...
of my powers!

00:14:21.250 --> 00:14:25.041
This is the dawn of autists!

00:14:25.041 --> 00:14:26.666 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:14:26.666 --> 00:14:28.416
[yells]

00:14:28.416 --> 00:14:31.041
Oh hey, it works. Cool! See ya!

00:14:31.041 --> 00:14:32.750 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:14:32.750 --> 00:14:35.000
[thinking]
Oh I don't feel so well.

00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:37.458
[thinking]
Shit! Was I roofied again?

00:14:37.458 --> 00:14:40.166
[thinking]
My ass is gonna hurt so much!

00:14:40.166 --> 00:14:41.166
[Pac Man death sound effect]

00:14:41.166 --> 00:14:42.166
(Donut)
Bruh!

00:14:42.166 --> 00:14:44.208
[hoofs clopping]

00:14:44.208 --> 00:14:45.583
I drank horse cum.

00:14:45.583 --> 00:14:46.583
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

00:14:46.583 --> 00:14:49.041
He fell when Breeze took
his cock away.

00:14:49.041 --> 00:14:51.250
Do you think it's
like [garbled] too?

00:14:51.250 --> 00:14:53.500
Ohh my head!

00:14:53.500 --> 00:14:55.541
The fuck happened?

00:14:55.541 --> 00:14:58.833
Well, it all happened
a few hours ago.

00:14:59.666 --> 00:15:01.208
And that's why you're a faggot.

00:15:02.375 --> 00:15:04.000
Huh. I see.

00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:08.833
Well, I still feel
a little tired.

00:15:08.833 --> 00:15:12.541
You should go back
to your occupations.

00:15:12.541 --> 00:15:14.333
I'll be fine.

00:15:14.333 --> 00:15:15.333
Really!

00:15:15.875 --> 00:15:19.041
Hmm. I should help repair
the damage I've done.

00:15:19.041 --> 00:15:21.708
And the Princess
will have to be informed.

00:15:21.708 --> 00:15:25.666
Perfect. I-I mean good luck.
Woooouh?

00:15:25.666 --> 00:15:26.750
You should rest.

00:15:27.291 --> 00:15:29.833
You don't look so well.

00:15:29.833 --> 00:15:30.833
Will do.

00:15:30.875 --> 00:15:31.875
Now fuck off.

00:15:32.041 --> 00:15:33.458
See you later.

00:15:34.333 --> 00:15:35.375
[dramatic music]

00:15:35.375 --> 00:15:38.666
Oh, I'm pretty sure
there will be a crappy sequel.

00:15:38.666 --> 00:15:41.000 align:right position:90%,middle
♪♪

00:15:41.375 --> 00:15:43.666
[groans]
I can't believe this.

00:15:43.666 --> 00:15:45.458
I've only been here
for two days,

00:15:45.458 --> 00:15:47.750
and I'm already
bored beyond belief.

00:15:47.750 --> 00:15:50.875
Some promotion!
Keeper of the artifacts!

00:15:50.875 --> 00:15:52.708
This isn't real guard work.

00:15:52.708 --> 00:15:55.666
I should be out there,
helping everypony!

00:15:55.666 --> 00:15:57.875
Like with Iridescence
and the others!

00:15:57.875 --> 00:15:59.458
Now that was team work!

00:15:59.458 --> 00:16:01.166
[hoofs clopping]

00:16:01.166 --> 00:16:02.250
[buzzing]

00:16:02.250 --> 00:16:03.250
Hmm?

00:16:03.583 --> 00:16:04.583
[hoofs clopping]

00:16:04.583 --> 00:16:05.916
Must've been a cat or something.

00:16:05.916 --> 00:16:07.416
[hoofs clopping]

00:16:07.416 --> 00:16:09.041
Oi, those fucking furries.

00:16:09.041 --> 00:16:10.208
I miss those ponies.

00:16:10.208 --> 00:16:12.083
Real stand-up types.

00:16:12.083 --> 00:16:14.291
Who would've believed Brave
and the others
would have been able

00:16:14.291 --> 00:16:17.583
to catch Breeze
and the scepter unless
I'd seen it with my own eyes.

00:16:17.583 --> 00:16:20.083
And even then, Star heads back
into Ponyville

00:16:20.083 --> 00:16:21.750
to start repairing
all the houses.

00:16:21.750 --> 00:16:23.583
The rest head back
to their various works.

00:16:23.583 --> 00:16:25.708
I bring my report
and the scepter
back to the Princess,

00:16:25.708 --> 00:16:26.708
and what do I get?

00:16:26.708 --> 00:16:28.541
[hoofs clopping]

00:16:28.541 --> 00:16:30.125
Blue-balled for the rest
of my life.

00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.000
Princess Celestia.

00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:37.250
[music plays]

00:16:37.250 --> 00:16:38.250
Bah!

00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:40.500
[wind noises]

00:16:40.500 --> 00:16:41.958
How long is this episode anyway?

00:16:41.958 --> 00:16:44.875
[hoofs clopping]

00:16:44.875 --> 00:16:47.875
Has she even seen the size
of my dick?

00:16:47.875 --> 00:16:53.291
I expect not if she's
passing me up like this
yet again.

00:16:53.291 --> 00:16:56.125
I cannot believe this scandal.

00:16:56.125 --> 00:16:59.416
She said next time,
well this is next time.

00:16:59.416 --> 00:17:01.500
And she said next time again.

00:17:01.500 --> 00:17:03.000
Unbelievable.

00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:04.041
[hoofs clopping]

00:17:04.041 --> 00:17:04.583
Huh?

00:17:04.583 --> 00:17:10.875
[magic noises]

00:17:10.875 --> 00:17:12.375
[door creaks open]

00:17:12.375 --> 00:17:14.375
Eh, what the hell?

00:17:14.375 --> 00:17:19.041
I'mma no expert in magic,
but I should probably report
this to Princess Molestia.

00:17:19.041 --> 00:17:22.333
[magic noises]

00:17:29.083 --> 00:17:31.916
I hope she'll give me
a real blowjob this time.

00:17:31.916 --> 00:17:33.291
[hoofs clopping]

00:17:33.291 --> 00:17:36.125
Thank you for coming with me,
Mister Bitch!

00:17:36.125 --> 00:17:37.916
I'm not that comfortable
in a big town.

00:17:37.916 --> 00:17:39.291
[hoofs clopping]

00:17:39.291 --> 00:17:40.625
Yeah well you have a cunt.

00:17:41.541 --> 00:17:43.083
Fuck off right all [garbled].

00:17:43.666 --> 00:17:45.750
Why the fuck the Princess
wanna see you then, dick head?

00:17:46.375 --> 00:17:47.375
Shot!

00:17:47.375 --> 00:17:51.625
If I knew the Princess would
call me because
of a small wintry hill

00:17:51.625 --> 00:17:54.291
I would...wait, maybe it's
something even worse! [gasps]

00:17:54.291 --> 00:17:55.625
What did I do?!

00:17:55.625 --> 00:17:57.000
[plane sounds]

00:17:57.791 --> 00:17:59.875
Please turn me into anything

00:17:59.875 --> 00:18:01.125
but an alicorn.

00:18:01.125 --> 00:18:03.208
[hoofs clopping]

00:18:03.208 --> 00:18:06.041
In any case, I've lost interest.

00:18:06.041 --> 00:18:08.000
[hoofs clopping]

00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:09.000
[record scratch]

00:18:09.416 --> 00:18:10.708
[exclamations of disbelief]

00:18:11.208 --> 00:18:13.541
(Star Whistle)
Okay, now this is epic.

00:18:13.541 --> 00:18:14.791
[door creaks open]

00:18:17.416 --> 00:18:28.833
[Star Whistle reading]

00:18:30.250 --> 00:18:31.333
Since when is that a good-

00:18:31.333 --> 00:18:33.791
[bangs]
Shit, ow! The f- Ow! Shoot!

00:18:39.833 --> 00:18:40.833
[banging on wall]

00:18:40.833 --> 00:18:44.000
["After Midnight"
by SHADOW6NOTHING6]

00:18:44.000 --> 00:19:16.708
♪♪

00:20:39.291 --> 00:20:54.791
♪♪

00:20:56.041 --> 00:20:57.041
♪ Look at my dab! ♪

00:20:57.041 --> 00:20:59.333
♪ Dab ♪♪
[echoes and fades out]