WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:02.440 ♪♪ 00:00:02.440 --> 00:00:05.000 [creatures chattering] 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.420 [camera clicks] I didn't vote for 'er. 00:00:08.200 --> 00:00:10.980 [door opens] I got here as soon as I could, 00:00:11.020 --> 00:00:14.060 but Friendship Ambassador has been a full-time job these days. 00:00:14.100 --> 00:00:18.440 Making peace between Abyssinians and the Diamond Dogs has not been easy. 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:20.960 God Spike, you're such a little bitch. 00:00:23.500 --> 00:00:24.680 But I'm glad you could cum. 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:27.580 Oh, what's up cash money hoe? 00:00:27.580 --> 00:00:30.760 Talk like a zigger in my presence again, and I'll banish you to the sun. 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:35.000 Anyway, it seems my top student is in need of sexual re-education. 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:35.960 What do you mean? 00:00:36.080 --> 00:00:40.940 Let's just say it'll be good to have my royal slave and friendship cock-sleeve by my side. 00:00:40.940 --> 00:00:42.980 Your Majesty, my feet hurt! 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:44.740 Shut the fuck up, peasent. 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:46.300 [door opens] 00:00:48.900 --> 00:00:50.520 Your Cuntliness. 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:54.560 line:10% Luster, I may be the ruler of Equestria, but I'm still just your teacher. 00:00:55.120 --> 00:00:57.000 And you've been flutter-wonderful. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.780 I've enjoyed every moment in the School of Magic. 00:01:00.080 --> 00:01:03.520 But, I-I'm just not sure it's the right place for me. 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:04.640 I see. 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:09.240 But Princess, it's not just the work. I could spend weeks in the library doing research. 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:12.680 No problem! It's just that there's a lot of focus on making friends. 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:15.720 If that's your problem, you've come to the right place. 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:18.520 But that's just it. All my friends are imaginary. 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:21.240 What? [clears throat, coughs] 00:01:21.240 --> 00:01:24.300 So you'd rather leave the School of Magic than make friends? 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:26.780 I was hoping to set-up an independent course of study. 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:29.700 I want to accomplish as much as you have some day. 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:32.160 It'll be hard to do that without friends. 00:01:32.600 --> 00:01:34.620 I'm not so sure. 00:01:34.960 --> 00:01:38.140 Friendship looks more like a distraction than anything else 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:40.140 and, ultimately, a waste of time. 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:40.940 What?! 00:01:41.300 --> 00:01:44.320 I know you and your friends have accomplished a lot together. 00:01:44.660 --> 00:01:48.160 But, Princess, is that a piece of pizza that's been deep fried? 00:01:49.700 --> 00:01:53.220 Uhh, hello? Royal advisor right here! 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:55.900 And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. 00:01:56.240 --> 00:01:57.900 In fact, I think it's better! 00:01:58.160 --> 00:01:59.780 Plus, if friendships ultimately fade, 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:01.940 why even make them in the first place? 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:04.320 You know what, Luster Dawn? 00:02:04.620 --> 00:02:05.260 You're right. 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:06.560 THE FUCK?! 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:12.380 ♪ My Little Pony ♪ 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:13.920 line:10% ♪ My Little Pony ♪ 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:16.280 ♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ♪ 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:18.280 ♪ My Little Pony ♪ 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:20.660 ♪ I used to wonder what friendship could be ♪ 00:02:20.660 --> 00:02:22.440 ♪ My Little Pony ♪ 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:24.820 ♪ Until you all shared its magic with me ♪ 00:02:24.820 --> 00:02:26.000 ♪ Big adventures ♪ 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:26.940 ♪ Tons of fun ♪ 00:02:26.940 --> 00:02:28.120 ♪ A beautiful slut ♪ 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:29.240 ♪ background pony ♪ 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.160 ♪ Fucking animals ♪ 00:02:30.160 --> 00:02:31.140 ♪ Sucking feet ♪ 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:33.140 ♪ Now here comes the best pony ♪ 00:02:33.140 --> 00:02:35.680 ♪ You have My Little Pony ♪ 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:37.680 ♪ Do you know ponies are my only friends ever and without them I'd totally have kms myself years ago ♪ 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:42.340 ♪ and also they aren't saying france ♪ 00:02:42.340 --> 00:02:44.340 [coughing] Snap into a Slim Jim. 00:02:46.060 --> 00:02:47.620 Friendship's more trouble than it's worth? 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:50.200 This is your top whore? 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:52.700 Friendship takes study! 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:54.520 You need to study harder! 00:02:57.940 --> 00:02:59.020 It can be complicated. 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:00.140 It can be messy. 00:03:00.440 --> 00:03:01.880 And they never go the way you planned. 00:03:02.320 --> 00:03:04.080 Friendship is a hard thing to navigate. 00:03:04.440 --> 00:03:07.520 I remember the first time I realized it might not last forever. 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:11.780 [Twilight panting and yelping] 00:03:11.860 --> 00:03:12.360 Twilight? 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:14.920 Uh, I'm pretty sure that's everything. 00:03:15.380 --> 00:03:17.180 Have you seen my human dildo, Spike? 00:03:17.180 --> 00:03:18.500 But we did a final check. 00:03:18.620 --> 00:03:19.500 Of every room. 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:21.180 Twice. 00:03:21.440 --> 00:03:22.480 Ah hah! 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:25.820 See? An issue of Playpony. 00:03:26.140 --> 00:03:27.880 Now aren't ya glad we triple checked? 00:03:27.880 --> 00:03:30.380 Thanks, but...I've already read this one. 00:03:30.380 --> 00:03:32.160 I don't need to take it to Canterlot. 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:34.400 No no no, you love inflation porn. 00:03:34.600 --> 00:03:35.740 We're taking it. 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:41.680 Really, Twi, a we-a don't have to-a bring tha comic. 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:43.980 I'm a-not a-be sure how much a-longer I collect 'em. 00:03:43.980 --> 00:03:46.420 And either way, this is a-real weeb-a sheet-a. 00:03:46.420 --> 00:03:50.000 Just because things change doesn't mean you leave everything you love behind! 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:51.580 [sighs, face-box] 00:03:51.940 --> 00:03:54.520 You're not still worried about ruling Equestria. Are you? 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:57.440 line:10% No. I know it took some time, but Spike... 00:03:57.440 --> 00:03:59.440 line:10% please keep your dirty hands off me. 00:03:59.820 --> 00:04:02.060 line:10% Just because I'm ready to be a pretty pony princess 00:04:02.060 --> 00:04:05.000 line:10% doesn't mean I'm ready to leave Ponyville. [sniffles] 00:04:06.440 --> 00:04:10.220 When we were all fighting to save Equestria from Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow, 00:04:10.220 --> 00:04:11.940 I didn't have time to think about it. 00:04:11.940 --> 00:04:13.420 And now it's all happening at once. 00:04:13.420 --> 00:04:14.100 What is? 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:17.200 The coronation, moving, leaving our friends. 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:19.820 I thought we'd all be ruling Equestria together. 00:04:19.820 --> 00:04:22.400 Of course we will. But it won't be the same. 00:04:22.400 --> 00:04:24.120 They all have their lives here. 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:25.540 We're moving away and they're not. 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:28.200 And I can't help but feel like we're leaving them behind. 00:04:28.580 --> 00:04:30.580 What if we all just...drift apart? 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:33.560 Well of course Twilight. 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:36.020 line:10% You're an alicorn so you'll see all of them wither and die. 00:04:36.020 --> 00:04:38.020 You should talk with them while you can. 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:40.600 You're a fag, Spike. 00:04:41.260 --> 00:04:43.720 line:10% Sometimes talking to a good friend is all it takes. [noogies non-sexually] 00:04:45.460 --> 00:04:49.680 [crates closing] [stamping] 00:04:52.900 --> 00:04:56.140 Soooo, you're not worried about how things might change 00:04:56.140 --> 00:04:57.300 with me living in Canterlot? 00:04:57.300 --> 00:04:58.900 Sheeit, of course not. 00:04:58.900 --> 00:05:01.200 Change is natural, just like the seasons. 00:05:01.200 --> 00:05:02.620 That's just life, cracka. 00:05:02.620 --> 00:05:04.080 Uhhh, I guess so. 00:05:04.460 --> 00:05:07.620 Anywho, I really need to get all these boxes packed and sorted 00:05:07.620 --> 00:05:08.940 There's a lot more work now that 00:05:08.940 --> 00:05:12.160 folks beyond Equestria are coming to the coronation, too. 00:05:13.960 --> 00:05:15.260 Worried? Phbbt! 00:05:15.260 --> 00:05:16.120 No way! 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:18.120 Unless your talking about the coronation. 00:05:18.280 --> 00:05:19.060 Because then, yes. 00:05:19.540 --> 00:05:20.960 Obviously the cakes are handled. 00:05:20.960 --> 00:05:22.960 But there's the whole rest of the party to stay on top of. 00:05:23.300 --> 00:05:26.940 [conspiratorially] And honestly, I'm not convinced Gummy really took care of the fireworks. 00:05:27.780 --> 00:05:29.420 [sparkler sizzling] 00:05:29.420 --> 00:05:31.160 But what about after the coronation? 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:33.160 Don't you think things are gonna be...different? 00:05:34.780 --> 00:05:37.220 Well since I'll be in charge of all the Canterlot galas from now on, 00:05:37.220 --> 00:05:38.400 I'll have to go there a lot more. 00:05:38.400 --> 00:05:39.480 So, I guess that's different. 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:40.320 But I don't mind. 00:05:41.260 --> 00:05:42.480 No...of course not. 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:45.280 [birds chirping] 00:05:45.280 --> 00:05:46.160 [doves cooing] 00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:49.960 Wonderful work everyone! 00:05:49.960 --> 00:05:51.240 We couldn't be more ready. 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:53.680 Josephine, if you and the rest of the doves 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.620 leave now, we should all arrive in Canterlot at the same time. 00:05:56.940 --> 00:05:57.880 [doves cooing] 00:05:57.980 --> 00:06:00.020 Eloise and Hubert, you should go, too. 00:06:00.020 --> 00:06:02.260 [swans honking] I know it's a long way, but don't worry. 00:06:02.380 --> 00:06:05.660 I'll bring plenty of snacks to restore your energy before we perform. 00:06:06.060 --> 00:06:06.940 [swans honking] 00:06:07.320 --> 00:06:08.820 Everyone else gets to ride 00:06:08.820 --> 00:06:11.260 since the trip's too much for your little wings. 00:06:11.260 --> 00:06:14.080 We need everyone in tip-top shape for the coronation. 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:17.100 I'm glad we got the chance for one last rehearsal. 00:06:17.440 --> 00:06:18.860 Everyone's so excited! 00:06:18.980 --> 00:06:22.000 But I can't imagine anypony's more excited than you! 00:06:22.280 --> 00:06:23.340 Moving in Canterlot. 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:24.280 Being crowned. 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:26.460 I can't think of a single bad thing about any of it! 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:29.420 [nervous chuckle] Yeah, me neither. 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:33.640 In three, two, one, aaaaand... 00:06:33.640 --> 00:06:35.640 [whooshing] 00:06:35.640 --> 00:06:36.900 [smacking] 00:06:37.540 --> 00:06:39.060 [zooming] 00:06:39.060 --> 00:06:41.060 [soft thud] 00:06:41.060 --> 00:06:42.120 Hey yo, Rainbow Dash, 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.640 uh I know this routine's like a big freakin' deal for ya and everythin', 00:06:44.640 --> 00:06:47.440 but uh does it all really gotta be so, you know, loop da loopy? 00:06:47.440 --> 00:06:48.240 Know what I'm sayin'? 00:06:48.540 --> 00:06:49.300 Of course. 00:06:49.880 --> 00:06:51.200 And I know we can pull it off. 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.760 Uh sorry, Twilight. 00:06:52.760 --> 00:06:54.080 I don't have time to talk. 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:56.700 We got a lots more work to do before the coronation. 00:06:58.040 --> 00:06:59.380 [sighs dejectedly] 00:06:59.820 --> 00:07:02.760 Dahling, in fashion you must embrace change. 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:09.080 I myself am opening boutiques to bring some class for those lesser, uhm, non-pony races. 00:07:09.080 --> 00:07:10.720 It's like a charity of sort. 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:11.780 For example... 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:18.080 line:10% I was just struck with a sudden inspiration to change my design for your gown. 00:07:18.300 --> 00:07:20.900 line:10% By including the webs of these star spiders! 00:07:20.900 --> 00:07:23.420 They glow for a short while after they've spun! 00:07:23.420 --> 00:07:26.980 They won't have much time to weave the sash, but the effect will be dazzling! 00:07:27.280 --> 00:07:30.840 line:10% You see, dahling, change can be fabulous if you embrace it. 00:07:33.640 --> 00:07:34.780 line:10% [doors open] 00:07:35.100 --> 00:07:36.740 line:10% Anon is supposed to come over soon. 00:07:36.740 --> 00:07:39.800 line:10% He said something about helping to relieve your stress before we leave. 00:07:41.940 --> 00:07:43.000 You know hwat? 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:44.540 I think you're right, Twilight. 00:07:44.540 --> 00:07:46.820 I should take my porn mags to Canterlot. 00:07:46.820 --> 00:07:48.600 We can't leave the Playpony behind. 00:07:48.900 --> 00:07:52.460 [jive talk mumbling] 00:07:54.300 --> 00:07:55.200 (Applejack) Alright, Twilight. 00:07:55.200 --> 00:07:56.020 (Applejack) Are you ready? 00:07:56.200 --> 00:07:57.540 We all wanted to see you off 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:59.040 but there's just so much to do! 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:00.820 line:10% (Applejack) Friendship wrap-up, friendship wrap-up (Spike) Aren't you cooming on the train? 00:08:01.100 --> 00:08:03.000 I'm gonna kick your ass. 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:04.800 Apple apple apple. 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:06.240 Wah hah hah hah. 00:08:06.500 --> 00:08:09.980 And I'm gonna meet the Wonderbolts so we can go over the routine one last time. 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:13.820 I'm goin' with Gummy, bud. He said he he knows when the fireworks display starts. 00:08:13.820 --> 00:08:15.820 But uh does anypony actually believe that? 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:20.240 And I still need to pick up food for the swans and doves who flew ahead to Canterlot. 00:08:20.640 --> 00:08:23.720 If I don't get them fed, they'll be too pooped to perform. 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:26.860 Well, I'll be living in Canterlot alone. 00:08:26.860 --> 00:08:28.560 Might as well take the train alone, too. 00:08:30.300 --> 00:08:31.540 Bye, faggots. 00:08:32.420 --> 00:08:34.660 (Rarity) Oh? You won't be travelling alone, dahling. 00:08:34.660 --> 00:08:38.820 I'll have just enough time on the train to weave that star spider sash for your gown. 00:08:38.820 --> 00:08:40.340 But, we should leave now. 00:08:40.340 --> 00:08:43.440 There's no time to sperg around if you want to make your coronation on time. 00:08:43.520 --> 00:08:44.560 That's the problem! 00:08:44.860 --> 00:08:47.500 You're all so worried about making my coronation perfect, 00:08:47.500 --> 00:08:49.980 that I'm leaving Ponyville and none of you even care! 00:08:50.580 --> 00:08:51.440 [gasp] 00:08:54.700 --> 00:08:58.460 line:10% Exactly. You moved away, your friends didn't care, and that was that. 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:01.640 Actually, not exactly. 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:06.260 Of course we care about your moving, Twilight! 00:09:06.340 --> 00:09:08.400 line:10% I can't believe you think we don't. 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:10.800 line:10% What could possibly make you think that? 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:13.240 I tried to talk to you all about how I was feeling, 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.920 but you seemed more worried about what you had to do for the furry convention! 00:09:15.920 --> 00:09:17.280 It's true, I was there. 00:09:17.640 --> 00:09:21.080 line:10% I suppose it gave us something... ...uhm, well, you're not wrong, dahling. 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:23.460 I know we don't like everything about the time-skip. 00:09:23.460 --> 00:09:27.900 Uh I guess, if we consider it as uncanon like season 8 and 9, I'll be fine. 00:09:28.140 --> 00:09:29.740 I was just trying to make you feel better. 00:09:30.160 --> 00:09:32.580 line:10% That way I wouldn't feel so terrible. 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:36.320 Before I moved to Ponyville, I didn't really know what friendship was. 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:37.960 You've all taught me so much. 00:09:38.280 --> 00:09:39.960 I can't believe it might all be ending. 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:46.180 line:10% But when I imagine the future, I- all I can think about is we won't be together! 00:09:46.180 --> 00:09:48.820 line:10% I'm literally moving away from you and it's terrifying! 00:09:49.040 --> 00:09:50.560 I'm scared, too. 00:09:50.760 --> 00:09:51.740 Me, too. 00:09:51.740 --> 00:09:53.080 Apples to the core! 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:54.480 Ehhhhhhh. 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:56.900 Pff, I'm feelin' fine. 00:09:58.800 --> 00:10:02.580 Buuut, I guess I can pretend to be sad if it'll make you pussies feel better. 00:10:02.940 --> 00:10:03.600 Yeah. 00:10:05.040 --> 00:10:07.360 [crying] I'm gonna miss you so much! 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:11.760 line:10% [crying] I just can't stop thinking about how much things are going to change. 00:10:12.280 --> 00:10:14.520 What if we don't see each other, Applejack? 00:10:14.520 --> 00:10:16.780 line:10% [crying] What if we don't talk as much? 00:10:17.180 --> 00:10:19.180 line:10% [crying] We will, Rainbow! 00:10:20.500 --> 00:10:23.420 [crying] 00:10:23.420 --> 00:10:25.320 line:10% (Applejack) I'm crying on the outside, Twilight! 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:27.800 line:10% [crying] 00:10:27.800 --> 00:10:30.740 line:10% With pathetic losers like you as friends, I don't have to worry about that. 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:36.280 line:10% That's nice, but you should be more worried about missing the train to Canterlot! 00:10:36.280 --> 00:10:37.020 [doors open] 00:10:37.020 --> 00:10:39.680 Pardon my tardiness, I've been sucking Trixie's clit for the past hou- OH! 00:10:39.680 --> 00:10:41.280 (Spike) There's no time! 00:10:41.280 --> 00:10:42.360 [thuds] 00:10:42.620 --> 00:10:44.620 [train whistles] 00:10:44.880 --> 00:10:46.300 Oh no! We miss it! 00:10:47.560 --> 00:10:48.380 But maybe... 00:10:48.380 --> 00:10:49.380 [teleportation zap] 00:10:49.380 --> 00:10:52.720 Oh fuck [incoherent] God fucking damn it! 00:10:54.220 --> 00:10:57.800 Nyx is certainly a better representation of the board than Anonfilly. 00:10:57.800 --> 00:10:59.020 Also, spiders. 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:02.200 I hope Big Mac learned how to read on his own. 00:11:04.640 --> 00:11:07.800 I assume this contain the finest dragon dildos. 00:11:09.660 --> 00:11:10.800 Eeyup! 00:11:11.680 --> 00:11:13.600 Ah the Applejack dakis I ordered! 00:11:13.880 --> 00:11:15.260 I can't wait to try them out. 00:11:16.140 --> 00:11:17.700 These are the dakis, right? 00:11:20.180 --> 00:11:22.180 Uhhhh...eeyup? 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:27.200 line:10% [gasps] I don't have the snacks the doves and swans will need to perform after their long flight. 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:29.160 I better find the food car. 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:32.220 [star spiders hiss] [hummingbirds tweet] 00:11:32.480 --> 00:11:34.620 And I need to meet the Wow Patrol. 00:11:34.620 --> 00:11:35.920 [zooming] 00:11:36.380 --> 00:11:37.940 Where's the mariachi band? 00:11:38.180 --> 00:11:39.360 W-well, uhm th-they waited. 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:43.240 B-but when you didn't show, th-they just thought you must've meant to meet outside of Canterlot. 00:11:44.100 --> 00:11:44.800 [growls] 00:11:45.420 --> 00:11:48.340 The only thing I'm worried about is Gummy handling the rabid niggers. 00:11:48.860 --> 00:11:50.500 Buuut I'm sure it's fine. 00:11:50.700 --> 00:11:51.480 [nervous chuckle] 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:53.040 Well, it could always be worse. 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:55.220 [breaks squeal] 00:11:56.180 --> 00:11:58.220 [sheep bleating] 00:12:00.560 --> 00:12:01.060 [doors open] 00:12:01.260 --> 00:12:02.280 [Twilight Sparkle panting] 00:12:02.280 --> 00:12:04.520 Goodness Twilight, are you alright? 00:12:04.520 --> 00:12:08.620 My friends and I had a few hiccoughs along the way. But everything's fine now. 00:12:08.620 --> 00:12:09.200 [sheep bleats] 00:12:09.640 --> 00:12:10.340 Bruh. 00:12:10.560 --> 00:12:13.220 We really are both just so proud of you. 00:12:13.460 --> 00:12:15.460 If you need a moment, that's alright. 00:12:15.660 --> 00:12:17.460 It is your coronation. 00:12:17.740 --> 00:12:20.260 [trumpet fanfare] 00:12:20.540 --> 00:12:22.880 Although it would be nice to get started. 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:24.220 Are you ready? 00:12:24.460 --> 00:12:25.580 (Rarity) NOOOOOOO!!!! 00:12:25.580 --> 00:12:28.480 She can't possibly be crowned without a coronation gown!!! 00:12:28.940 --> 00:12:29.680 Very well. 00:12:31.640 --> 00:12:34.740 (Celestia) Citizens of Equestria and inferior creatures! 00:12:34.900 --> 00:12:36.520 [crowd cheering] 00:12:36.520 --> 00:12:38.160 [yaks smashing] 00:12:38.160 --> 00:12:39.440 [dragons breathing fire] 00:12:39.780 --> 00:12:42.840 My sister and I have raped a lot of ponies. 00:12:43.260 --> 00:12:46.700 But even we know the law will eventually catch up to us. 00:12:47.420 --> 00:12:49.680 (Celestia) And though it might hurt a little at first, 00:12:49.920 --> 00:12:54.740 (Celestia) it's really just as natural as the rising and setting of the sun and the moon, 00:12:54.740 --> 00:12:57.300 (Celestia) both of which my sister and I love doing 00:12:57.300 --> 00:13:00.660 (Celestia) while balls deep in an unwilling mare. (Rarity) Yeah, that looks good. Check out the ass. Yeah 00:13:00.660 --> 00:13:01.840 You look amazing. 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:03.540 Oh! I almost forgot! 00:13:03.560 --> 00:13:08.960 (Celestia) And so, without further ado, I give you the new ruler of Equestria. 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:11.520 Princess Twilight Sparkle! 00:13:11.520 --> 00:13:12.980 Oh fuck! [yelps, thuds] 00:13:12.980 --> 00:13:14.920 [crowd screams in horror] 00:13:15.800 --> 00:13:16.980 Sorry. 00:13:19.660 --> 00:13:21.600 [magic surges] 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:23.400 [crowd ooh's] 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:25.480 Uhhh, TWI?! 00:13:25.620 --> 00:13:28.180 [birds tweet] 00:13:28.180 --> 00:13:28.940 [spiders hiss] 00:13:32.160 --> 00:13:33.380 Oh dear. 00:13:33.660 --> 00:13:37.880 I know these aren't the snacks I promised, but we all got shit to deal with so tough it out, k? 00:13:37.880 --> 00:13:39.000 [angry swan noises] 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:40.860 Well, Dash or no Dash, 00:13:40.860 --> 00:13:42.460 Twilight's about to get that crown. 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:44.720 Wonderbolts, roll out! 00:13:44.940 --> 00:13:45.680 [zooming] 00:13:46.460 --> 00:13:48.460 No! God damn it, Sptifire! [zooming] 00:13:53.260 --> 00:13:57.680 [fireworks exploding] 00:13:57.680 --> 00:13:58.200 [swan honks] 00:13:58.200 --> 00:13:59.860 line:10% Waaaaaa! 00:13:59.860 --> 00:14:01.400 line:10% [crowd gasps] 00:14:04.460 --> 00:14:05.440 To Twilight! 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:12.120 [splats] 00:14:14.740 --> 00:14:16.740 [crowd murmuring confusedly] 00:14:16.820 --> 00:14:17.920 Uh, close enough. 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:19.620 [groans] 00:14:19.760 --> 00:14:20.960 Oh, I get it now. 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:23.600 Your coronation was such a disastrous clusterfuck, 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:27.260 that all your friends immediately disowned you to distance themselves from the shame. 00:14:27.980 --> 00:14:30.440 Well...you're half right. 00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:37.820 So the coronation wasn't a disaster? 00:14:37.820 --> 00:14:41.320 And your friendships just fade away over time? 00:14:42.220 --> 00:14:43.840 [inhales] Ohh, about that... 00:14:44.100 --> 00:14:44.740 [door opens] 00:14:44.740 --> 00:14:45.980 [sighs] Sorry I'm late. 00:14:45.980 --> 00:14:49.840 But it is so hard to find a sitter with a sense of humor for Little Cheese. 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:51.760 [Boneless 6 squeaking] 00:14:52.520 --> 00:14:54.520 (Rarity) Honestly, I would have been here sooner. 00:14:54.520 --> 00:14:58.420 But you wouldn't even believe how war-torn Yakistan is these days. 00:14:59.460 --> 00:15:00.920 [Rainbow Dash] Maybe shipfags are right 00:15:00.920 --> 00:15:05.000 and offering to do some of your chores means we're constantly eatin' each other out. 00:15:05.160 --> 00:15:07.460 Maybe shipfags are just lonely and gay. 00:15:07.640 --> 00:15:09.420 Oh. [chuckles] Sorry. 00:15:09.520 --> 00:15:10.900 Didn't mean to ruin your fun. 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:17.120 Oh, they're totally fucking. 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.580 Well I assumed that since you went hunting ziggers... 00:15:21.580 --> 00:15:22.800 That they all died? 00:15:22.860 --> 00:15:24.860 [laughing] 00:15:24.860 --> 00:15:26.420 That's not the point of my story. 00:15:26.780 --> 00:15:29.400 It's true my coronation was a disaster. 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:34.560 [gulps] 00:15:34.560 --> 00:15:37.020 Well, at least season nine is over. 00:15:37.640 --> 00:15:39.640 [groans, fwops] 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:47.140 line:10% [laughing] 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:48.720 line:10% That was a penis. 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:50.920 I was just about to say the same thing. 00:15:51.540 --> 00:15:54.700 I know maybe it wasn't the coronation you planned, 00:15:55.140 --> 00:15:56.940 but it's good to see all of you laughing. 00:15:57.080 --> 00:15:59.580 We wanted to give this to you before you left Ponyville, 00:15:59.580 --> 00:16:01.180 but things got a little hectic. 00:16:01.800 --> 00:16:07.200 line:10% Since you're moving away, we thought, if you missed any of us or Ponyville, this might help. 00:16:12.560 --> 00:16:13.380 Awwwwww 00:16:13.380 --> 00:16:15.160 It's the episode master file. 00:16:15.560 --> 00:16:16.740 And we all chipped in some. 00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:20.700 No matter our mortal deaths, you'll always have this to look back on. 00:16:20.860 --> 00:16:21.600 I love it! 00:16:21.880 --> 00:16:23.120 Thank you so much! 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:24.920 But I don't want to only look back. 00:16:25.300 --> 00:16:28.360 Obviously the coronation wasn't perfect, but that doesn't matter. 00:16:28.540 --> 00:16:30.540 It's our relationships that really count. 00:16:30.800 --> 00:16:32.240 And we have to maintain them. 00:16:32.820 --> 00:16:36.280 But now that we'll be living in different places, I'm not exactly sure how. 00:16:36.640 --> 00:16:37.220 I am! 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:39.320 I suggest we meet once a month. 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:45.160 In fact, my first royal decree as ruler of Equestria is to establish this Council of Autism! 00:16:45.160 --> 00:16:47.160 (Applejack) That's a no from me, sugarcube. [the rest cheer] 00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:50.040 (Celestia) And what a wonderful raping it is. 00:16:50.380 --> 00:16:56.380 We always knew that whatever adversity you faced, you and your friends would find your way through it together. 00:16:56.780 --> 00:17:01.660 We know Equestria is in the perfect hoofs with you and your friends looking out for it. 00:17:02.060 --> 00:17:04.960 And while we'll always be here if you need us, 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:06.960 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.020 Fuck! 00:17:08.020 --> 00:17:10.760 We hope you'll come and visit us in Fondle Foals. 00:17:10.900 --> 00:17:14.100 But now it's time for you to masturbate on your own. 00:17:14.500 --> 00:17:16.500 You're all more than capable. 00:17:16.780 --> 00:17:18.620 I'm gonna miss the smell of your flanks. 00:17:19.360 --> 00:17:21.360 Mmmmmm. [giggles] 00:17:21.780 --> 00:17:25.240 [hugging sounds] 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:30.260 So even though everything changed and you moved away from your friends, 00:17:30.260 --> 00:17:32.000 you didn't grow apart? 00:17:32.260 --> 00:17:34.260 And this is the Council of Friendship? 00:17:34.540 --> 00:17:36.540 Well that's what you're all doing here? 00:17:36.860 --> 00:17:39.380 Duh! This time every moon. 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:43.880 Heh, what she means is, is this is how we've been ruling together. 00:17:44.420 --> 00:17:46.220 And how we've continued to face every 00:17:46.220 --> 00:17:48.300 (heavy distortion) problem and threat to Equestria over the years. 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:50.640 But mostly, it's how we keep in touch. 00:17:51.140 --> 00:17:53.140 No matter how busy life gets. 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:55.700 Sometimes friendships can be hard. 00:17:55.700 --> 00:17:57.480 And it takes work to maintain them. 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:00.380 But without friends, things can be a lot harder. 00:18:00.380 --> 00:18:03.120 I never thought about friendship being something to work at. 00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:04.540 And I don't mind work. 00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:07.160 I guess if they don't have to fade away, 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.380 maybe making friends isn't the waste of time I thought. 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:15.420 But [sighs] I've been so focused on my studies, I wouldn't know where to start. 00:18:16.140 --> 00:18:18.720 That's alright. I know you're gonna carry that weight. 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:20.200 ♪♪ 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:22.200 line:10% ♪ When I started out ♪ 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:24.200 line:10% ♪ I was unsure ♪ 00:18:24.780 --> 00:18:27.120 line:10% ♪ I thought I knew all that I needed ♪ 00:18:27.120 --> 00:18:29.120 line:10% ♪ Didn't know what to expect ♪ 00:18:29.120 --> 00:18:31.480 line:10% ♪ But when my walls came down ♪ 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:33.480 ♪ I saw the truth ♪ 00:18:34.040 --> 00:18:38.240 ♪ All along something was missing ♪ 00:18:38.580 --> 00:18:40.900 ♪ And I think you'll see it, too ♪ 00:18:40.900 --> 00:18:45.720 ♪ This is where the magic happens ♪ 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:50.220 ♪ This is where the magic lives ♪ 00:18:50.500 --> 00:18:55.160 ♪ Our friendships weave together stronger ♪ 00:18:55.160 --> 00:18:59.680 ♪ The bonds grow deeper, lasting longer ♪ 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:03.880 ♪ And the greatest spell you'll know ♪ 00:19:04.280 --> 00:19:08.820 ♪ Is how the magic of friendship grows ♪ 00:19:11.080 --> 00:19:14.960 ♪ And no matter how much time goes by ♪ 00:19:16.180 --> 00:19:20.020 line:10% ♪ The party will still be here with some fun new games to try ♪ 00:19:20.020 --> 00:19:24.120 line:10% ♪ Big adventures waiting, obviously ♪ 00:19:24.900 --> 00:19:29.200 ♪ As long as we're still here together ♪ 00:19:29.540 --> 00:19:31.720 ♪ We'll be flying happily ♪ 00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:36.140 line:10% ♪ This is where the magic happens ♪ 00:19:36.140 --> 00:19:41.080 line:10% ♪ This is where the magic lives ♪ 00:19:41.300 --> 00:19:45.700 ♪ Our friendships weave together stronger ♪ 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:50.320 ♪ The bonds grow deeper, lasting longer ♪ 00:19:50.580 --> 00:19:54.980 ♪ And the greatest spell there is ♪ 00:19:55.380 --> 00:19:59.720 ♪ What the magic of friendship gives ♪ 00:20:02.140 --> 00:20:06.320 line:10% ♪ And it's something true to pass on down ♪ 00:20:06.320 --> 00:20:11.060 ♪ to generations yet to coom ♪ 00:20:11.600 --> 00:20:17.760 ♪ And we'll never stop believing in the generosity ♪ 00:20:18.180 --> 00:20:20.240 ♪ of the friendships we've won. ♪ 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:24.520 ♪ And because the love that I feel ♪ 00:20:24.840 --> 00:20:29.400 ♪ For every single living creature is something that is real ♪ 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:33.420 ♪ Friendship happens so naturally ♪ 00:20:34.120 --> 00:20:38.800 ♪ Oh and how I used to wonder ♪ 00:20:38.800 --> 00:20:41.300 ♪ What friendship could be ♪ 00:20:41.300 --> 00:20:45.540 ♪ This is where the magic happens ♪ 00:20:45.540 --> 00:20:50.140 ♪ This is where the magic lives ♪ 00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:54.920 ♪ Our friendships weave together stronger ♪ 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:59.440 ♪ The bonds grow deeper, lasting longer ♪ 00:20:59.880 --> 00:21:04.420 ♪ And the greatest spell you'll know ♪ 00:21:04.420 --> 00:21:11.180 ♪ Is how the magic of friendship grows ♪ 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:16.200 ♪ How the magic of friendship grows ♪ 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:26.920 [Shrek chuckles] 00:21:27.500 --> 00:21:29.500 (Shrek) Like that's ever gonna happen. 00:21:29.760 --> 00:21:31.240 (Shrek) What a loada- [toilet flushes] 00:21:31.540 --> 00:21:33.960 ♪ Somebody once told me ♪ 00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:36.220 ♪ This board was full of pony ♪ 00:21:36.220 --> 00:21:36.820 [record scratch] 00:21:36.820 --> 00:21:37.620 [cassette tape stops] 00:21:37.620 --> 00:21:40.900 [cassette tape flips over] 00:21:40.900 --> 00:21:41.720 [presses play] 00:21:41.720 --> 00:22:00.480 ♪ ♪ 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:04.700 ♪ When family cannot be here ♪ 00:22:04.700 --> 00:22:08.960 ♪ Having journeyed far and wide ♪ 00:22:09.640 --> 00:22:14.260 ♪ We sing a song to honor them ♪ 00:22:14.360 --> 00:22:18.280 ♪ To remember days gone by ♪ 00:22:19.060 --> 00:22:23.440 ♪ So take your cup and raise it high ♪ 00:22:23.740 --> 00:22:28.200 ♪ Just as surely I'll do mine ♪ 00:22:28.460 --> 00:22:33.040 ♪ And laugh we will at stories told ♪ 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:37.460 ♪ As we smile at days gone by ♪ 00:22:37.860 --> 00:22:42.180 ♪ As we smile at days gone by ♪ [anons crying] 00:22:42.180 --> 00:22:44.880 ♪♪ [anons crying] 00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:49.520 ♪ For family not here, my dears ♪ [anons crying] 00:22:49.520 --> 00:22:54.060 ♪ Having journeyed far and wide ♪ [anons crying] 00:22:54.060 --> 00:22:58.740 ♪ For loyalty and kindness both ♪ [anons crying] 00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:03.280 ♪ We smile at days gone by ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:20.580 ♪♪ [vocalizations] [anons crying] 00:23:20.580 --> 00:23:24.960 ♪ Our paths will cross again one day ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:29.700 ♪ In time to reunite ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:29.700 --> 00:23:34.280 ♪ For family is always near ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:34.280 --> 00:23:39.340 ♪ Even when the seas are wide ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:39.340 --> 00:23:43.820 ♪ So take your cup and raise it high ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:43.820 --> 00:23:48.520 ♪ Just as surely I'll do mine ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:48.520 --> 00:23:53.140 ♪ And make a toast for family ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:57.680 ♪ And the tales of days gone by ♪ [anons crying] 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:02.740 ♪ For family not here, my dears ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:02.740 --> 00:24:07.320 ♪ Having journeyed far and wide ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:07.320 --> 00:24:11.600 ♪ For loyalty and kindness both ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:11.600 --> 00:24:16.800 ♪ Take joy at days gone by ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:16.800 --> 00:24:21.260 ♪ For loyalty and kindness both ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:21.260 --> 00:24:26.540 ♪ We smile at days gone by ♪ [anons crying] 00:24:26.540 --> 00:24:27.820 (anon) I don't know, they didn't make me emotional at all. 00:24:27.820 --> 00:24:29.160 (anon) Fuck you, Corp. 00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:31.340 [lone anon continues crying] 00:24:31.340 --> 00:24:38.160 ♪♪ [lone anon continues crying] 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:40.040 ♪♪ [blows nose] 00:24:40.040 --> 00:24:41.340 ♪♪ [crying fades out] 00:24:41.340 --> 00:26:00.060 ♪♪ 00:26:00.060 --> 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