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Barry Greene flew over the pineapple.

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Then he ate some potato salad.

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He returned home to find that his bag of bagels had gone all moldy and rotten.

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So, Barry Greene threw it on the ground!

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Shortly after, he went to the market to buy some more.

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THE GAME

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He ran.

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His legs hurt.

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Have you ever ran for president?

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I have. And I lost horribly.

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If you ever run for president, make sure to NEVER EVER throw dirty socks at your supporters during major speeches.

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I tried to make it painfully obvious.

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Thank you Overstream for providing captions!!

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I give up.